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Joined: 2021/06/25

where the fuck is the nearest warchief

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Joined: 2020/09/18

He means he got married, he can't go on adventures because if he does his wife would tear him a new one.

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Why are you watching green skin porn inquisitor?
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An arrow to the dick that's rough buddy
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Who said dick? It went up his ass.
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Na. It went inside his dick
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I used to fap to these things, then I took an arrow to the knee

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Are you sure that you took an arrow to the knee or...
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So you got married like he did?
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Joined: 2020/08/29

Mfw I use excessive force.

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I Don't Read These To Fap

 

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Not my proudest fap

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Fuck yeah 

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Joined: 2019/12/17

I, Todd A. Howard, am making all female Orcs in The Elder scrolls 6, be sexcrazed maniacs, same for the player if they're A. Female B. An orc, but thats not going to be in the release notes... 

 

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wtf man
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The ending to this story is in THE DRAGONBORN COMETH

 

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The knee.....always....that motherffcking knee

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Where TF is the second one I need more 

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Lol

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"gimmie that axe you green cunt" XD

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More please

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well okay then...