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What kind of Lincoln into the porno verse ending was that.

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Where is the holy bleach when you need it

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nowhere to be found

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Bro went on a rampage

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Albino Demon

 

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Worst nut ever

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We got the Oppenheimer reference

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I've always felt alone. My whole life. For as long as I can remember. I don't know if I like it or if I'm used to it, but I know this; being lonely does things to you. Feeling shit and bitter and angry all the time just... eats away at you...

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no

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i will burn this planet down before i spend another minute with these animals

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Lana and Lola are minor..

 

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Object class: Euclid

Disruption class: EKHI

Risk class: caution

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Bitch he is possessed by an eldritch creature with reality-bending power, he is Keter, minimum.

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Not the mom and if you think about it if he got sent to another universe he will get shot with the gun again and again till he ends up fucking you and your family 

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What the fuck

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bro really get the final rizz

 

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Not my most shameful nut

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Definitely my most shameful nut

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Bro cant get bitches so he makes lisa give him the ultimate rizz

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HAHAAGAGAGAGAGAGAEGHAEHEA GEN ALPHA NOOB

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This is not youtube

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He's so real for that wish

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imagine about pt 2

 

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My Dad left for the milk.

 

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Explain in Fortnite terms

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So basically he put his slurp juice into his own squad and then the travis scott event happened.

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he used a special vending machine to get magic powers to make babys, and now he is squirting slurp juice into every woman in town. and his sister shot him with a cube gun which sent him back to chapter 2.

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best comic ever 

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After his numerous intercourses with all women on earth, Lincoln has successfully gained the attention of the God of fertility. After seeing his potential, the God decides to test him by giving Lincoln the power to achieve true greatness, turning him into the most powerful being ever existed, giving him the ability to travel into the multiverse to have sex with all living being, with the cost of being controlled by the God after he fulfilled his goal. Lincoln without a doubt, accepts the deal.

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He also probably has an std

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