In total absence of light we meet again Equal in strength, my nemesis, my only friend Abysmal oceans roar with immortal hate Imbued with blistering rage you will ride the wave
I got a joke for you guys. One day there's a meteor coming to earth and it will surely wipe out all life on earth. So somewhere in Africa a king lion tells the news to all of it's subject.
"Everyone, there is an meteor coming to earth. It will definitely kill us all." Obviously the news is not well received and is met with sound of surpise and sadness. So the lion adds this "Since we're all gonna die, i say we should do whatever we want. Let's just have one big epic party and go nuts. Have fun"
So obviously like any group of people about to die there was plenty of taboo pleasures. Mostly lust. A lot of fucking. Especially interspecies stuff. So a Giraffe goes up to an elephant and asks "you wanna fuck?"
The elephant says "sure." The giraffe notices the elephant has a condom on and is confused but ultimately thinks nothing of it.
Though after the deed is done the giraffe is overwhelmed with curiosity and asks "why do you have a condom on? It's the end of the world so it doesn't matter if i get pregnant."
That's the.joke right they think the world is going to end and their all going to die? But in reality they just did crimes against everything good and now have to live with the mistakes
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the guard kinda looked like Tom Cruise
Too much Jackal, not enough Battery
Fuck you
In total absence of light we meet again Equal in strength, my nemesis, my only friend Abysmal oceans roar with immortal hate Imbued with blistering rage you will ride the wave
I haven't read the comic yet looking through the comics I see someone getting cum in and it makes me wonder TF do U mean no sex?
that was before it got the big update
Guys...
The whole time I was reading this I was thinking "Do not sex the snake please do not sex the snake"
My thoughts were more "how do you sex a snake?"
For reeels
same
It says in the description no sex :(
would it help if I put a family guy clip underneath it
Throw in some Subway Surfers gameplay and you've got yourself a deal.
Maybe some dream minecraft gameplay in the corner as well
Bro there a whole hentai section diretcly for that
this guy is ultra pendejo
Snake sex would be very Fun
Ngl Im exited to see where this story goes
Komrades stop reading this heresy, it time to:
Наш Советский Союз покарает, Вес мир от Европы к Неве на восто-ок, Над Землёой везде будуть петь: Столица, водка, Советский медведь наш!
I got a joke for you guys. One day there's a meteor coming to earth and it will surely wipe out all life on earth. So somewhere in Africa a king lion tells the news to all of it's subject.
"Everyone, there is an meteor coming to earth. It will definitely kill us all." Obviously the news is not well received and is met with sound of surpise and sadness. So the lion adds this "Since we're all gonna die, i say we should do whatever we want. Let's just have one big epic party and go nuts. Have fun"
So obviously like any group of people about to die there was plenty of taboo pleasures. Mostly lust. A lot of fucking. Especially interspecies stuff. So a Giraffe goes up to an elephant and asks "you wanna fuck?"
The elephant says "sure." The giraffe notices the elephant has a condom on and is confused but ultimately thinks nothing of it.
Though after the deed is done the giraffe is overwhelmed with curiosity and asks "why do you have a condom on? It's the end of the world so it doesn't matter if i get pregnant."
The elephant chuckles and says "oh, it's not a condom. It's a snake."
With the joke over, is there anyway to know if you've gone over the character limit because thats the third time I've had to write that punchline.
The meteor would burn up in the atmosphere before that happens
That's the.joke right they think the world is going to end and their all going to die? But in reality they just did crimes against everything good and now have to live with the mistakes
Hold on, i did not realize there was a character limit.
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