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The Phlogistinator Pyro's picture
Joined: 13/08/2023

Me : Thy shalt not amuse me.

The text that says "Link noises" : u sure blud?

Me : *pffft* really..? 

My therapist and the asylum guard : 

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Damn. This is not it bro

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Fun fact: Milk is actually filtered blood. Have a nice day! 

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Joined: 13/12/2023

if i was any of these dudes, i would be shooting myself immediately

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Joined: 12/01/2024

Not The Traditional Way Of Greeting A Friend.

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I'm paying for everyone's therapy

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Even Elon Musk couldn't afford all the therapy I need after this.

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poor lil fairy she just said "aight ima head out"

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"Link noises"

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The fairy thing broke

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me: i hate this

The text that says link noise: r u sure

Then me: ... *pfft*

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Uh what do you do when your poop is green?

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PraY

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Well you pooped a kokiri

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Congratulations. You have ASSHOLE CANCER! 

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no thats not true it means that your lacking vegetable nutrients

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thank god she didn't fuck the cow.
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Shit... that just made me realize the cow was there the whole time

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A helmet falling on a foot has to hurt right?
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Innit a dream thou?

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I'm glad someone mentioned it.

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Actually, you'd probably be just fine, especially with some decent boots.

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a helmet like that should weight about 1-2 kg so not too bad, even most shoes should help out

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navi actually saying hey for a reason
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Ahh now here we see one of the earliest forms of the breath of the wild bullet time bounce
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Why does she masterbate one of the cows weiners, and why does the cow have two weiners?
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W.T.F.

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Udders you dumbass
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Lmfaooooo I'm so weak rn

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