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I too aspire to fuck a mountain 

FIYO's picture
Joined: 2023/12/13

"size difference"

Radiance's picture
Joined: 2024/03/09

I don’t know how to express myself better

 

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Saltburn 

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Joined: 2024/01/25

I love mother nature 

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Joined: 2021/06/16

Holy Mother Of Shit

Anonymous (not verified)
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Is this what Eminem means when he says fuck the whole world

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"Stick my dick in the dirt and fucked the whole universe"

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"pull" his dick from the dirt

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What happens when the dude cums inside the Mountain Mommy? Does he impregnate the earth? Or does it go deeper than that?

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Congratulations, you just watched Mother Nature squirt.

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idk why but i thought he would just be running in and out of the cave really fast

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Creeper? (Creeper?)

Oh man.

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Brothers of the mine rejoice!
(Swing, swing, swing with me!)
Raise your pick and raise your voice!
(Sing, sing, sing with me!)

Down and down into the deep
Who knows what we'll find beneath?
Diamonds, rubies, gold, and more
Hidden in the mountain store

Born underground
Suckled from a teat of stone
Raised in the dark
The safety of our mountain home

Skin made of iron
Steel in our bones
To dig and dig makes us free
Come on, brothers, sing with me!

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I am a Drarf and I m digging a hole!

Diggy diggy hole.

Diggy diggy hole.

I am a dwarf and I m digging a hole.

Diggy diggy hole. 

Diggy diggy hole.

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Face us on the battle field you will meet your doom! 
We do not fear what lies beneath,
We can never dig too deep!

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Dun dun dun duun duun due duun. 

I AM A DWARF AND IN DIGGING A HOLE. DIGGY DIGGY HOLE DIGGY DIGGY HOLE. 

I AM A DWARF AND IN DIGGING A HOLE. DIGGY DIGGY HOLE DIGGY DIGGY HOLE. 

 

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ROCK AND STONE 

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I really want to see what happens afterwards

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What if she goes in the back cave?

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Hopefully not a cave in

Anonymous (not verified)
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Nah, the guy probably got swept out by a revealed water tunnel after that

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Joined: 2023/07/12

This was actually funny

Anonymous (not verified)
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Rick Sanchez would love this

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Joined: 2021/06/10

Lmfaooo

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Man has that Earthly Rizz

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Joined: 2023/11/11

He just said "fuck you, Earth"

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Joined: 2020/05/24

Bro took 'fuck this world' a bit too literally

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