Hey, Mr. Freeman. I had a bunch of messages for you, but we had a system crash about 20 minutes ago, and I'm still tryin to find my files. Just one of those days, I guess. They were havin some problems down in the test chamber, too, but I think that's all straightened out. They told me to make sure you headed down there as soon as you got into your hazard suit.
Welcome to the H.E.V. Mark IV protective system for use in hazardous environment conditions. High-impact reactive armor activated. Atmospheric contaminant sensors activated. Vital-sign monitoring activated. Automatic medical systems engaged. Defensive-weapon selection system activated. Munition level monitoring activated. Communications interface online. Have a *very* safe day.
we've boosted the anti-mass spectromitor to 105%, bit of a gamble but we need the extra resolution. the administrator is very concerned that we get a conclusive analysis of todays sample. I gathered they went to some length to get it. They're waiting for you Gordon, in the tesssst chamberrrrr.
I'm afraid we'll be deviating a bit from standard analysis procedures today, Gordon.Yes, but with good reason. This is a rare opportunity for us. This is the purest sample we've seen yet!And, potentially, the most unstable.Now, now, if you follow standard insertion procedures everything will be fine.I don't know how you can say that. Although I will admit that the possibility of a resonance cascade scenario is extremely unlikely-Gordon doesn't need to hear all this. He's a highly-trained professional. We've assured the administrator that nothing will go wrong.Ah, yes, you're right.
All right, Gordon. your suit should keep you comfortable through all this. The specimen will be delivered to you in a few moments. If you would be so good as to climb up and start the rotors, we can bring the anti-mass spectrometer to 80 percent and hold it there until the carrier arrives.I've just been informed that the sample is ready, Gordon. It should be coming up to you any moment now. Look to the delivery system for your specimen.
Where The Fuck Are Your Parents? It's Time To Stop. Your Parents Should be with you, so where are they?! Who Are your Parents? I'm Gonna Call CPA, Because It's Time To STOP. Stop it with this bullshit. Just Stop.
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"Luke. Did I ever tell you about Ahsoka-"
Man what a grate comic Ashoka needs mor like this not to stupid looking but not to real either can wait for the rest of it keep going with this
Good ol' order 69
Mornin, Mr. Freeman. Looks like you're runnin late.
Hey, Mr. Freeman. I had a bunch of messages for you, but we had a system crash about 20 minutes ago, and I'm still tryin to find my files. Just one of those days, I guess. They were havin some problems down in the test chamber, too, but I think that's all straightened out. They told me to make sure you headed down there as soon as you got into your hazard suit.
Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?
Welcome to the H.E.V. Mark IV protective system for use in hazardous environment conditions. High-impact reactive armor activated. Atmospheric contaminant sensors activated. Vital-sign monitoring activated. Automatic medical systems engaged. Defensive-weapon selection system activated. Munition level monitoring activated. Communications interface online. Have a *very* safe day.
THE TOSTER !
we've boosted the anti-mass spectromitor to 105%, bit of a gamble but we need the extra resolution. the administrator is very concerned that we get a conclusive analysis of todays sample. I gathered they went to some length to get it. They're waiting for you Gordon, in the tesssst chamberrrrr.
I'm afraid we'll be deviating a bit from standard analysis procedures today, Gordon.Yes, but with good reason. This is a rare opportunity for us. This is the purest sample we've seen yet!And, potentially, the most unstable.Now, now, if you follow standard insertion procedures everything will be fine.I don't know how you can say that. Although I will admit that the possibility of a resonance cascade scenario is extremely unlikely-Gordon doesn't need to hear all this. He's a highly-trained professional. We've assured the administrator that nothing will go wrong.Ah, yes, you're right.
Gordon, we have complete confidence in you.Well, go ahead. Let's let him in now.
All right, Gordon. your suit should keep you comfortable through all this. The specimen will be delivered to you in a few moments. If you would be so good as to climb up and start the rotors, we can bring the anti-mass spectrometer to 80 percent and hold it there until the carrier arrives.I've just been informed that the sample is ready, Gordon. It should be coming up to you any moment now. Look to the delivery system for your specimen.
Where The Fuck Are Your Parents? It's Time To Stop. Your Parents Should be with you, so where are they?! Who Are your Parents? I'm Gonna Call CPA, Because It's Time To STOP. Stop it with this bullshit. Just Stop.
Hello gordon
wat is dis
and she was a good friend
Where the hell is capitain Rec!!!
Luke did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano
If I'mma Storm Trooper and assigned to Ashoka, I'd ignore the Order 66 and gladly die for her. Exotic teenage alien jail bait from more civilized age.
Clearly this man has never seen a real human nipple.
He's here, I can sense it.
You beat me to saying it
I don't want to imagine Rosario Dawson doing this.
He's here, I can feel it
This is why she never got to the rank of knight
Well well, look who it is.
He's here......
Hey buddy, you just blow in from [REDACTED]?
You shut your fucking mouth, you reveal things about yourself that shouldnt be known
Me so eepy. Ima go honk shoo honk mimimimi honk shoo honk mimimimi honk shoo hon-
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