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ALEX AN ADVENTURER. STUMBLES ACROS SOME PILLAGERS, AND SADLY GETS CAPTURED. ONLY TO UPHEAZ....

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Sun, 11/01/2026 - 15:59
The Lord Warden
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anyone else wake up to this mf in your recommended? 

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Sun, 11/01/2026 - 16:11
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Who wakes up and checks youtube of all things?

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Sun, 11/01/2026 - 16:12
The Lord Warden
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says the guy up at 4 am on multporn

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Sun, 11/01/2026 - 16:14
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Twin it's 11 pm

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Wed, 18/02/2026 - 05:03
The Big Stein
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This comic is straight ASS, and not the good kind. -10/10

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Fri, 23/01/2026 - 20:44
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I wouldnt even feed this to a rat to posion it, -5/5

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Wed, 14/01/2026 - 07:24
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Steve is that friend that don't help and just watch you getting screwed 

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Sun, 08/02/2026 - 20:14
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OMG LMAO. I WAS SOOO THINKING THE SAME THING. LIKE STEVE HELLOOO!?! WELL AT LEAST HE DIDINT JOIN IN THE F#CK ALEX PARTY RIGHT. HEY IDEA WANNA BE FRIENDS???

 

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Wed, 18/02/2026 - 05:03
The Big Stein
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Why u censoring fuck on a porn site

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Wed, 14/01/2026 - 06:20
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must be a new player, i don't really care about the cucking but if that was me the pillagers would end up in the sheep's place in the end rod machine

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Tue, 13/01/2026 - 09:11
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But that's a villager, not the same as a pillager.

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Mon, 12/01/2026 - 19:32
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Have them practice safe sex in the next comic gng 😔💔

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Wed, 14/01/2026 - 02:31
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No

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Mon, 12/01/2026 - 18:00
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is this what happens to the pillagers off screen?

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Wed, 14/01/2026 - 03:04
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Pillagers living their own life with Alex while villagers suffer under Steve 

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Mon, 12/01/2026 - 14:40
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Creator will NOT Be let into Agartha

 
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Mon, 12/01/2026 - 11:13
The Universe
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Nah man, what is this? Steve made it worse somehow 

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Mon, 12/01/2026 - 10:46
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pillagers are so harmless bro 💀

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Mon, 12/01/2026 - 10:27
Anonymous
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whoever made ts is fucked the fuck up

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Mon, 12/01/2026 - 06:56
Anonymous
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NTR is still forever shit 

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Mon, 12/01/2026 - 11:13
The Universe
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Based 

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Mon, 12/01/2026 - 06:13
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This just pisses me off

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Mon, 12/01/2026 - 05:39
Anonymous
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She has full hunger, why didn't she regen?

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Mon, 12/01/2026 - 03:11
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alexspy thought he could sneak a shitty ntr comic from the manga section, you ain't fooling no one little bro

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Mon, 12/01/2026 - 02:07
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Mon, 12/01/2026 - 01:39
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LOWKIRKNELY what is ts 🥀💔images-10.jpeg

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Mon, 12/01/2026 - 01:07
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ts is so ahh bruh 😭✌️

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Sun, 11/01/2026 - 21:43
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What do you guys suppose the crafting recipe for a condom is?

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Tue, 13/01/2026 - 19:48
Anonymous
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a bucket with the rest of the slots filled with slime blocks

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Sun, 11/01/2026 - 23:43
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Same as a satchel

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Sun, 11/01/2026 - 23:09
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I think we need rubber trees for latex.

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Sun, 11/01/2026 - 19:04
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This was not on my 2026 bingo card

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Sun, 11/01/2026 - 18:47
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Well i fucking hate this

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Sun, 11/01/2026 - 18:44
Sems
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Right but why does steve have an entire hotbar of milk with him?

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