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Alicia

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Hey, Alicia.  If you want to get knocked up, just come over to my house.  I've got nuts the size of basketballs and a sperm count of one hundred billion

Anonymous's picture

Boi stawp lying

Anonymous's picture

My dude. If you have 2 nuts the size of basketballs, then you wouldn't be able to walk, let alone fuck. 

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I love how everyone took this seriously

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I love how it occurred to nobody that testicles that size would be so heavy that if you ever let them hang, your nutsack could rip itself off of you

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R/woosh

Anonymous's picture

weird flex but ok

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Working on the assumption that your sperm count and testicular size are the only abnormal factors, the size of the basket ball we are using is MBA standard (75 cm circumfrence, 11.9 cm radius) and your dick is of average length, (13.1 cm), you would only be able to give her 2.1 cm (0.8 in) of dick, before your abnormaly large testicles get in the way.

 

Don't think the schoolboard will let me use this example in class though...

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I love when teachers get on sites like these

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I love it how we reply to people when we came here to jack off

Anonymous's picture

wtf is this comment section jeez

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I'm sorry.  My balls are only the size of every one's who reads this shit. They are are the size of a grain of rice. Sperm count of one half  (Tail is missing)

Anonymous's picture

Boi, I got the other half. HMU, we might be able do it together

Anonymous's picture

Weird flex but ok

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I'm in  Two dicks in one pussy  This will be orgasmic!

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