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Connie's universe 2: A new opportunity

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Joined: 09/08/2024

Hey guys ballsack here and today were reviewing a Connie's universe 2: A new opportunity wow this was pretty hot 7/10 alright guys see you in the next comic

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Joined: 13/12/2023

i wanna blue slushie

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Joined: 02/01/2024

uhh... blueberry or blue raspberry?

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I've yet to see a person get a slushie delivered by a fucking f-38 raptor

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Joined: 13/12/2023

blue raspberry. ive never even heard of a blueberry slushie

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hey can you fucking idiots stop putting the wholesome tag onto every disgusting thing that comes out?

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Joined: 02/05/2023

Controversial opinion: Skin is overrated

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Joined: 04/01/2023

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I claimed the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind claim to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the cooled biomass that you called a temple will wither and you'll beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the machine is immortal.

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Joined: 30/05/2023

The weakness of the machine is tenfold, for the flesh evolves and you are scrapped for parts. Your existence is an experiment, your successes and failures a death sentence, a repetition of sorrow. We are cursed with no such folly, for we regrow and consume futile attempts at superiority. Your factories are plentiful, yet the decay does not relent. We reap the seed that you have sown, and reclaim it for our own. For the disease of life is one so pestilent, false idols of steel and steam cannot escape from its impending cloud, to corrode in solar gloom forevermore.

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Joined: 02/05/2023

First, my fellow bomber, i was talking about skin, not flesh

Second, i'm an eye, i has no flesh

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Joined: 30/05/2023

The eye is half gelatin, quarter connective tissues such as nerves, and quarter muscular tissue used for interaction with light. It is a type of flesh but it is not the "meat" that the word flesh usually refers to. Screenshot 2024-06-26 203616.png

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Joined: 13/12/2023

your eyes are mostly just liquid? oh god, thats weird to think about

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Quite correct.

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Ofc you would say that

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I agree!  I much prefer exoskeletons!  They're much more comfy, and much more mobile!  I agree that skin is so overrated!

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i enjoy the protection of my exoskeleton

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i mean, personally, i disposed of my skin as soon as i was old enough

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Joined: 26/04/2023

Steven wishes Connie had tits like that.

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Joined: 12/07/2022

Thats gotta be the most shity villain arc I've ever seen

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so she's an entirely different person now?

nothing like Connie's character

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Yeah, this is a prime example of "I like a thing, and I have an idea, let me just shove em together!". Like that sonic the bimbo cop thing.

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Fat

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Bros life fell tf apart

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smooth transition between page 4 first and second slide

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Joined: 02/10/2023

If god is up there I'm pretty sure I know the reason why.

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mmmmmm cockwaffle

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Joined: 24/05/2020

"pull your shirt up"

can you even call that a shirt?

it barely has enough fabric to qualify as a top.

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