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Nigger

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THAT’S RACSIST YOU CANT SAY THE N WORD!!!!

Mrs. Obama I’ve done it, I’ve stopped racism.

Thank you Skipper now I am free to roam this earth.

Not if I have anything to say about it, and I do!! I’m gonna say the N word!!!

MRS. OBAMA GET DOWN!

NNNIIIIGGGGAAAAA

Mrs. Obama where are you, are you ok?

She is no longer with us Skipper, and with her death I am finally free to say the N word whenever I want.

Not if I have anything to say about it Trump, and I do. Prepare for my Civil Rights Beam.

*Beam sound effect

*Epic guitar solo

*Screams

Skipper my son, you wouldn’t let me die, would you?

Shut up cracker.

Hey Kowalski who’s that guy in front of us rising out of the water?

It is I Barack Obama.

Mr. Obama what are you doing here?

I have come to exact my revenge on you penguins for allowing my wife to die at the hands of Donald Trump

But Mr. Obama we’ve done everything we could!

I’ve already made up my mind.

Mr. Obama don’t do it! This won’t bring Michelle back!

NNNIIIIGGGAAAAAA

*Screams

*Plane crash

*Explosion

Skippers Log #32 Barack Obama has struck us out of the sky by saying the N word.

It just doesn’t make sense skipper, Obama would never say the N word.

I don’t understand it either Kowalski, but some things you just got to live with. Unless! Donald Trump I’ve should have known it was you!!

Skipper my son I see you have discovered my master plan. Now that I have taken over Obama's body, I have free reign to say the N word whenever and however I please.

So, what you are saying is that you are inside of another man.

Why yes, I suppose you can say that.

But Mr. Trump wouldn’t that make you GAY?!

NO, THIS CAN'T BE

NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well boys we did it, racism is no more.

Hello Skipper.

Mr. Obama what are you doing here?

I came to thank you for your great service to this country.

No Thanks necessary Mr. Obama.

As a token of my gratitude, I’d like to give you the N word pass.

Mr. Obama it is an honor to call you

MY NIGGA.

And as to you old friend.

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Suck a dick 

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they are niggers

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Suck a dick 

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Everyone’s a nigger 

 

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Suck a dick 

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Niggers are niggers

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I thought all gems were females

 

 

 

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They are shape shifters

 

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Its a hentai for fucks sake enjoy it while it lasts

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They are female, they just pull the no gender crap so snowflakes can have a special rock "waifu" without them even noticing 

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They are non-binary women. Meaning that they are nonbinary, but don't mind being perceived as women. It is unclear whether or non Rebecca Sugar (creator of Steven universe) made them non-binary women because she is a non-binary woman, or made them non-binary so that she could bypass the sensors and get lesbians into a g-rated show.

She (probably) made them feminine because Steven Universe is about her relationship with her brother, and the crystal gems are anthropomorphized aspects of her sisterly relationship with her brother. Additionally, we've had girl power shows, but have never really had a show which teaches boys how to be a teammate with women, and how to see women as mentors and role models. Steven lives in a world where femininity is powerful to him, where the color pink has always represented strength and protection, where traditionally feminine styles of strength are valued (there's an entire song about it called "strong in the real way") , and where it is okay to dress up as a woman and sing your heart out (haven't you noticed im a star).

His weapon is a shield, he heals people, he has empathy powers, he always tries to solve problems by talking them out, and his female friend connie is the swordswoman. If steven universe isnt a show that is supposed to teach boys how to eschew toxic masculinity, I dunno what is. 

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Thank you for leaving this lovely comment we need more people like you around here.

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thanks for writing this even though it wouldn't be appreciated much, I enjoyed reading it, even though I lost my boner. I'll get it back soon so no worries. <3

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fuck off with that kind of info and "toxic masculinty", snowflake. 

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Theyre imaginary cartoon characters.

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they arent non binary, they are rocks from space

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No, they are genderless. But due to plot and appeasing the LGBTQ comunity, they resemble female humanoids. Most can change forms at will.

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They're agender

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I love her/his comics

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Far out!

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