"you know how applejack gets when you molest her sister"...and now i see why bronies were created.oh yeah,im DEFINITELY going to hell.might as well get my ticket now.
do you think god masturbaits? I mean; It must get pretty boring staring down at us all day, he's looking into all of us and thinking " Holy jesys christ where have I gone wrong?"
No, God doesn't masturbate. God exists above carnal desires, He doesn't lust over anything. He is simply built different. And no, He's not bored, He always has something to do, something more fulfilling than an empty desire to bust a nut. And no, He doesn't ask himself if He has done something wrong. God made us with intention and knew everything about everyone before they even existed. Nobody is a mistake, and everyone was placed on this Earth with greater intention.
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Waltuh, stop watching this shit waltuh, its making you look cringe waltuh
-Mike "say gex" Finger
"you know how applejack gets when you molest her sister"...and now i see why bronies were created.oh yeah,im DEFINITELY going to hell.might as well get my ticket now.
Tru dat.
Everyday we drift further away from god
Im going to jump off a cliff
ain.se.you.in.the.hell
Fuck, this shit is hot af
This is my new favorite comic ever~~~
Clopper
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!
FBI OPEN UP
OPEN THE DAMN DOOR SIR
My wifi is trash so this takes fucking years to load
Save yourself!
It's a SIGN!
Activate death con1
we def gonna burn in hell for this
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