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bullshit. doom guy x isabelle for life

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Masterbation is temporary 

doom is erternal

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He has a wife stop spreading this infection be better 

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Wait a damn minute are you telling me that they are master cheifs parentsWell yes

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Wait a minute... John? From Doom Slayer and Samus Aran... Both space people... Both nice armor... Both fucking overpowered... Both reputable for being unkillable... SLAYER AND SAMUS MADE FUCKING MASTER CHEIF!?!?!?!?!?!?

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doom slayer + samus = master cheif

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On the last panel Doom Guy looks like he has no idea of what just happened.

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Canon 

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Didn't the Doomslayer have a family but they were killed during the invasion

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But Doom's family could be with samus but the killing could be that the console wars have started and they were separated making a ruse and when both of their memories come back they will probably try to merge Microsoft and Nintendo together finally.

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bfd could either be big fucking dick or big fat dick 

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Big Fucking Dick as a reference to Big Fucking Gun the BFG

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no shit sherlock

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Big Fucking Dock as a reference to Big Fucking Gun the BFG

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Dick not dock

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Poor doom slayer looks traumatised

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Lmao

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I only imagaine BFG division playing as he fucks her. The only thing i thought of the whole time

 

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damn master cheif = the son of samus and doom guy

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Daaaaamn bro, Captain Falcon who? Master Chief swollen af

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this is NOT mf doom!!!

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ware is his skar on his arme

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yeah, it's CUUM

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*stops reloading* same energy as *holy music stops*

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he had to stop his holy crusade

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We don't talk about the phrase "glory kill my uterus" enough.

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and the halo reference(i think)

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Master Chief also known as Sergeant John 117

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Nuh uh, its actually John 117 Master Chief Petty Officer.

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Is this suggesting what I think it's suggesting!?

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