My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, ‘You’ll be next!’ They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Istanbul is of course that largest city in Turkey. But the Dutch way of pronouncing it, Istanboel, is coincidentally the same way we say "are they fighting?"
So when two Turks are fighting, Istanboel (are they fighting)?
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Thats pretty good no lie
6.5/10 joke
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, ‘You’ll be next!’ They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
an outstanding move
10/10
Just returning the favor
Thats hilarious in a morbidly grim way. Needless to say I got a good laugh outta that one!
8.5/10
ive heard it before so it was less funny
What do you call it when you fake your own death?
A pseudo-cide!
A bit corny but it makes sense and I cracked a smile!
6/10
Als twee Turken vechten, Istanboel?
I dunno, when?!
You are unable to get it.
Because the joke doesn't work in English.
Istanbul is of course that largest city in Turkey. But the Dutch way of pronouncing it, Istanboel, is coincidentally the same way we say "are they fighting?"
So when two Turks are fighting, Istanboel (are they fighting)?
See now I gotta learn Dutch!
Talk to ya next year
Your dating life
I said a good joke
This 100% sounds like smth Deadpool would say
Wtf
jesus forgive me for i have sinned
WHAT IN GODS NAME IS HAPPENING
Laughs more of the same crap.
The republic does not stand for this
I would fuck the shit out of Bugs Bunny.
Mr Obama sir Two things. 1: can you in fact beatbox and, 2: based
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