Well for one, it takes forever to get hard, but that might be a me thing because I'm a picky bastard. And when I do get hard, it takes forever to relieve myself, and if I'm not at home that hurts after a while. Sure it feels great when you stick it in a girl's gate to heaven, but it's just not as great as it seems to have one.
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Where's Glitch Techs S3
what about S4 though
Bro dick got bigger in every page
Too short.
that she said
that what she said
Having a dick must be hella crazy
Nah it's not that crazy
Nah it's not that crazy
It's not really but how's your cat? Is it safe?
its not
Why not?
it gets in the way
in personal experience
get in the way in what sense? Did you cut yo dick off with a sword?
*inconclusive answer*
If only you knew.
Hmm?
It's not all that.
Really? How can it not be?
Well for one, it takes forever to get hard, but that might be a me thing because I'm a picky bastard. And when I do get hard, it takes forever to relieve myself, and if I'm not at home that hurts after a while. Sure it feels great when you stick it in a girl's gate to heaven, but it's just not as great as it seems to have one.
Hmmm, still, it sounds like a better alternative, and that doesn't sound too bad
You want my body for a week then?
Nah, I'm good, might end up cutting myself with all the edge
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