Silly goblin thinks that she can have romantic sex with her employer but instead he skewers her like a pig on his massive cock, also he Boot Too Big For He Gotdamn Feet (legendary comment reference)
canonically in a previous post it was explained that goblins pretty much have a single straight line as organs, this was said by a boy goblin with a average dick complaining abt how he got no bitches cuz all the girl goblins were fucking minotaurs
You have bad English, dont know the right term used in this. The term is anatomy not fucking biology. And lastly, I'm pretty sure goblins and elves dont exist in the real world. Its fiction, so it won't matter.
I politely request that you hand over your balls before I, regretfully, WILL be forced to remove them at such speed the whiplash alone would kill every man within a 200 mile radius. -The Ball Collector (TBC)
P.S. I will be over at 2 A.M. to collect. ;)
I regret to inform you that I have 554 902 519 balls, each at 31.2979 kilograms. Therefore, my total ball weight is 17 367 283 549.4 kilograms, and since the maximum weight a human can lift is 2 844.024 kilograms you have no ability to remove my testicles, no matter the speed. That would require at least 6 106 588 accomplices, which is more than four times the population of Hawaii. My balls are safe today, comrades.
the text may imply that they have done this before, there for, maybe they practiced, leading to the moving of her intestines to for his dick to go through, and since she's a goblin, she may be able to survive this, the stomach acid is where it gets tricky though, maybe she has some super tums or something in the fantasy world, it is possible or there may be magic, but it's fictional, so logic is kinda been buttfucked at this point, but it is good to assume realisticly his dick would melt or she would die.
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this isnt how it works
Oh, so this is what you were downloading. Now is not the time for this. We have tasks to do and an imposter to eject. Get back to work crewmate.
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what happened to her organs?? is there a hole straight through her body?
yep, she should be dead
It's a fictional character and it would go through her stomach so how will she drink cum or anything it'll fall strait through
She ate the portal gun
How is she alive
canonically in a previous post it was explained that goblins pretty much have a single straight line as organs, this was said by a boy goblin with a average dick complaining abt how he got no bitches cuz all the girl goblins were fucking minotaurs
I already have Joker for that right now.
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