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Man tries to take on the Pokémon league with vaporeon (somehow) as his starter….Plans changed, to say the least.

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Joined: 18/03/2025

Can we finally fix the missing page 5 and duplicate page 9 please?

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Its kinda funny that people jerk off to this

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Joined: 12/07/2023

Damn, she's using him like a portable protein shake.

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Blud is NOT russian

The_Beheaded
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it's hella funny that the red thing is russian. as a commie spy myself, i had a good chuckle

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Say what?

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Joined: 31/01/2022

Oh shit she ain't screwing around, literally 

Anonymous
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Ah yes a russian, fits that pokemon PERFECTLY

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Joined: 05/05/2021

Is that Blaziken Russian?

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Joined: 12/07/2023

Probably

Anonymous
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Wait. Why tf is this actually good?

Anonymous
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I love how he didn't sign up for a team of slutty Pokémon, he probably only chose vaporeon because of her eyes 

Anonymous
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I really waited for days to this?

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I'm picturing the Brazilian as a Russian

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Same

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Assuming you meant Blaziken, yes me too. I think thats kinda the goal

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i am heavy weapons guy

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This gets updated on newgrounds more frequently if yall need more pokemon porn

Anonymous
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when new page?

 

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Ok guys build your own pokemon team of six; I'll start.

Lopunny, Gardevoir, Blaziken, NidoQueen, Slazzle, Hatterene.... I definitely have no ulterior motives for making this team....

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I like your team, but swap salazzle for Vaporeon. 

Anonymous
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How the hell is salazzle the one you swap out? if anything, I would dump the nidoqueen

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i like how the man just wants to build a proper team, instead he got a some sort of harem...

 

MAN I CANT WAIT FOR THE NEXT ARC

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I hope he just gets 1 Pokémon for his team in a normal way. Just 1 normal guy. And the rest of the team is this guys involuntary harem. People are like, "why are you giving up? You have 5 balls left. I've only defeated your barrascuda"

"it's fine, you don't need to see the rest of my team

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This shit wouldn't fly in Israel.

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Unfortunately, the missiles and helicopters do.

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Joined: 30/05/2023

If we count Israel as rubble thrown into the air, then yes it would fly.

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Not just rubble, there would also be a bit of human in the mix

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Am now sacred to say nice things to poeple

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The Spicy mc Donald's chicken nuggetd where pretty fucking good tho ngl

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Joined: 07/07/2020

WHO TURNED THE DAMN HEAVY INTO A BIRD

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