Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one.
ue to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water.
No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
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Disgusted
You have sinned...
For your horrendous actions you must pay...
*BONK*
poor man can't even catch pokemon, but I mean a talking vaporeon gotta be rare right?
Remind me of the furrymon song
True
Shush
The victim wrote a note before his passing saying "the murderer reads cringe ass porn" and well here you are
thank you for changing my mindset columbo
This better be a straight harem.
kys
"If you're gonna kill him, do it like a man."
Do it yourself.
Right back atcha, heterophobe.
*snaps fingers*
"You son of a bitch, Im out"
once the rabbits get thumbs, its gone too far over.
I caught a pokemon batman wanna know what pokemon I caught batman
.....What Pokémon did you catch joker?
I caught a lopunny Batman I caught a lopunny
Oh no joker
Joker you can't do this
Oh but I can
Joker no it's a animal you can't do it
But there are no rules after all
THERES NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON BATMAN
IM GONNA DO IT BATMAN!
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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one.
ue to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water.
No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Please, Please stop this madness...
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