Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one.
ue to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water.
No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one.
ue to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water.
No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Please, Please stop this madness...
Hey Batman I caught uh- I caught a little Pokemon Batman. Do you wanna know what Pokemon I caught?
What Pokémon did you catch, joker...?
I caught a Lopunny, batman
I caught a lopunny batman. I caught a lopunny.
NO JOKER DON'T DO IT
I'm gonna do it batman
There are no rules on the Pokémon Batman
joker no
Wow
Bullshit! It took me up until level 11 to finally get a lopunny and this jackass finds one literally 2 panels after choosing a starter.
plot
It was bound to happen eventually...
What was your guys new years resolution or new years theme if you wanna go the CGP Grey route.
My resolution is to be more physically active.
Wait a minute... What's with the trainer's face???
Idk why ppl are a complete weirdos with Vaporeon or every evolution of Eevee
Yeah, we all know the best pokemon to be a weirdo about is Gardevoir.
My last nut was this... Why me...
the last nut of the year and you spent it on this shit.
hamburger cheeseburger big mac whopper
This comic is unfortunately the best Christmas present I have
i can't get that chalkeater song out of my head
that song was shit
One he releases another song, people are gonna say it was good.
i fucking hate it as well. but is feeling like i'm hearing it everywhere
Fun fact: most nigxger in the world have the biggest dick in thr world
Palu
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