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CARALHO ZIM TU FUDEU A GAZ TU E FODA PRA PORRA

 

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Joined: 2023/01/31

Impossible!! THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN! Irken's don't even HAVE one of those disgusting meat sticks, we have the SQUEEDLYSPOOCH!

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Joined: 2023/03/01

What the Fuck Zim how could you fuck my sister while I was at college.

Anonymous (not verified)
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Have you heard of a barber your hair looks like a spiky u

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Up down up down, that- OH GOD THAT IS NOT HOW YOU DO IT!!
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Ew! How they drew zim!
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ok but lets be honest if the show was (more) mature than zim would cannonically have no dick
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Joined: 2023/01/31

How many times must I repeat myself!? IRKENS HAVE A SQUEEDLYSPOOCH!!! 

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No one will listen to you Zim, they don't understand what a squeedlyspooch is.. or even what you are

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i listen to him, he's an alien, and a squeedlyspooch is an arrangement of letters that can be pronounced, hope this clears thrings up fellow anon

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just realized how much they look like the monarch and dr.girlfriend at the end
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I thought i was the only one thinking that!
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"I don't even have a plan. I'm just lonely I guess."   Damn.
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isn't this kinda like doctor doofenshmirtz?

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Joined: 2021/08/12

Conquer Deez Nutz!

The Universe's picture
Joined: 2019/12/17

No! 

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you read my mind universe, yet you couldnt give me that darn free robux i wanted

The Universe's picture
Joined: 2019/12/17

You know how hard it is to precisely shoot a cosmic ray on the right bits of their server? Please give me some more time 

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Joined: 2021/07/21

Im having a blast reading this in Zims voice

The Priest Pucci's picture
Joined: 2021/05/05

YOU IMPOSTER!

Enrico Pucci awaiting the new moon's picture
Joined: 2021/07/21

Imposter? I think you're the fake priest around here.

The Priest Pucci's picture
Joined: 2021/05/05

Could it be that you're the AU of me?

Enrico Pucci awaiting the new moon's picture
Joined: 2021/07/21

Hmm maybe I hard reset the universe regularly causing changes to happen to my timeline. Maybe the fact I do the resets so often caused my universe to crash and sent me to your AU no D4C required.

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Joined: 2021/02/26

Are you one of Dios minions

Enrico Pucci awaiting the new moon's picture
Joined: 2021/07/21

I'd say I'm second in command. 

Enrico Pucci awaiting the new moon's picture
Joined: 2021/07/21

Imposter? I think you're the fake priest around here.

Enrico Pucci awaiting the new moon's picture
Joined: 2021/07/21

No Idea why it sent twice

Anonymous (not verified)
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which account was made first
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Joined: 2021/07/11

Oh no! Everyone now know my plan! 

Gir! Self Destruction!!!

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LORD ZIM WAIT!

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