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I need the semi sapient GF who is entirely nonverbal and follows me around for reasons I cannot fathom and do not need to

Anonymous (not verified)
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Why did Steve lose the beard and get so much more skinny? This is fine, but the previous comic looked a bit better imo.

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Ok, porn art is good, but can we talk about how cool the spider and skeleton look?

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Joined: 12/04/2024

I'm disappointed, no one made Minecraft Steve account

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 CurMom

 

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Joined: 09/03/2024

well i am here now

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I shall seal the blindig light

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Joined: 09/03/2024

NO, YOU SHALL NOT 

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Oh, this? My booty? My huge ender asscheeks? My fat fucking tushie? 
My super soft cushies? My supermassive awe-inspiring twerky-werkies?

My goddamn fabric-tearing, face-sitting, gravity-welling badonkadonk?

My belt-snapping dick-milking jean-splitting doorframe-shattering bouncy caked-up double-wide dumptruck?
You mean this super duper ultra hyper Ender Dragon-sized ASS?

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*bonk*

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Damn she got ass

 

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O MY GAD I LIKE THIS

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Hi

 

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my guy has two calves on each leg

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Joined: 13/12/2023

ngl, kinda bad

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Joined: 25/08/2024

you plague this website with your opinions

Fiyo's picture
Joined: 13/12/2023

you were a shitty president 

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Joined: 25/08/2024

Biden sucked me off in the whitehouse

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Joined: 13/12/2023

...okay then

Anonymous (not verified)
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Shut the fuck up!

The_Beheaded (not verified)
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naw

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Joined: 21/09/2023

god above smite those who have sinned for there wrong doings are an affront to your very nature and leave this human for they alone have the heart and dignity to be a decent human being

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Dear god

The_Beheaded (not verified)
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good song

Anonymous (not verified)
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ROUM WHY MUST YOU ABANDON THIS ONE TOO ITS SOO GOOD 

Anonymous (not verified)
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Fuck sex look at her lips she looks so kissable

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Great artist

 

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Bro page 5 how long are his fucking legs???

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Long enough.

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bros 9 feet tall lol

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