Fact: Small Dick Syndrome 90% of the time is caused by lack of Big Dick Gene passed from your father onto you. In order to fix this, syphon Big Dick Gene from your father's blood and inject it straight into your urethra. This will add length to your friend and cure your Small Dick Syndrome. You may repeat the process until you have desired length, or until the Father figure runs out of Big Dick Gene.
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Fact: Small Dick Syndrome 90% of the time is caused by lack of Big Dick Gene passed from your father onto you. In order to fix this, syphon Big Dick Gene from your father's blood and inject it straight into your urethra. This will add length to your friend and cure your Small Dick Syndrome. You may repeat the process until you have desired length, or until the Father figure runs out of Big Dick Gene.
...How do you know this
A dealer never says where they get their stuff.
All right, then. Keep your secrets.
I'm her supplier
It's true. I get all my Big Dick Gene™ blood from him.
He's your dad!?
N o t y e t ! Might as well start early!
what does this mean
No but I can be your daddy.
Appreciate the offer, but you're not blue enough. Sorry.
da ba dee da ba die
Wow Racist
I have a type, okay?
You have a type of Daddy? C'mon spill it!
You would never let me live it down if I told you
I dunno about that. I might respect you more.
say it
I ain't getting kinkshamed by a hemophile and the Snow Miser
This Just In: Chaos Obama Has No Balls?! Read all about it!
You'll be the one with no balls, no dick and probably no butthole (since you feed on blood) if you publish that article.
Don't threaten me with a good time, old man!
I'll threaten you with whatever the hell I want!
Don't mess with me fool! I got my Nokia 3310 and I'm not afraid to use it!
Don't pull out the Nokia, that's cheating!
Better to be a cheat than a loser Obama!
In that case, I'm afraid I must cheat as well. Chaos Control!
Don't act coy Obama! You never intended on defeating me without those gems! Come at me!
Please, the emeralds are just for funny teleport. I can break you in half without the— what?
*COLONIALIZATION PISS BEAM BLAST*
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