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Joined: 13/12/2023

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cringe

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Joined: 28/12/2023

DK! 
Donkey Kong!
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to... fuck pauline?

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I kinda expect DK to be wearing a little tie, not a cock ring.

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They're finally here! Performing for you!

If you know the words, you can join in too!

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DK Donkey Kong D D D D DK Donkey Kong

 

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What the fuck

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Kong song.
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Wait don’t gorillas have really small dicks
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Wait don't gorillas also not speak English

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dk donkey kong
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Fun fact, gorillas have very small penises but are very heavy

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Donkeys biggest possible size is two inches lol

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Irrelevant
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Doo Doo fart

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Sooo daisy's a whore and peach never gives up her cake? Makes sense.

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The fuck did you get that from?
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Us humans didn't originate from gorillas or monkeys you dumb fuck

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The rest of the world did. Us Americans descended from the likes of George Washington, who was there during the creation of the Universe

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Fuck ya we did, Christian bish

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No, we are not descended from apes. The theory of evolution has so many problems.

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Such as?

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proof please?

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Your right we didn’t originate from the modern day monkey or gorilla although we do have common ancestors the first person is retarded the second person is half right 

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Yikes...
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yeah, cuz years of scientific exploration and hundreds of scientist conclusion on human evolution is entirely wrong. i'll bet you you think vaccines are also hazardous, right?

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This is porn and your talking about evolution 

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and?

 

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Well, actually humans and apes have common ancestors, humans did not originate from apes

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Let me guess, God was the one. He took the dust from the earth and created humans first. Sounds believable to me.

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