In a straight up fight, Steven sweeps. Other than his granny bag, Jack Horner is just a big human. Steven is incredibly strong and durable, can create hard-light shields, and when he stopped holding back during a fight and actually let himself become a Blood Knight (for 5 seconds anyway), he managed to kill what was considered the ultimate soldier amongst Gemkind.
Jack doesn't have a real gun, crossbow projectiles travel slow enough for Steven to block with his shield, the staff shoots concussive blasts at best, and Excalibur is still stuck in the stone, so it can't be used for stabbing Steven through his stupid rock.
Yes. Those aren't even real crossbow bolts, they're unicorn horns. Obviously not even close to being as aerodynamic as they could be, tons of wind resistance due to more surface area, no fletching, heavy, etc.
Uh, no? The point of a shield is literally to prevent damage, him dying from it makes no sense. Especially since his mom used that same shield to block a giant orbital laser.
and even if it wasnt it would still be dystoryed and then all jack has to do if fire again which with a crossbow is easy and quicker then anything steven could do
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I think I hate Jasper even more now
Holy Balls
A warden you're not funnt
At least Steven has a backbone in this comic and being cucked by the others.
Time out the hells out. Jasper eating, immersion ruined.
Literally unreadable
Why the "impale" sound effect tho?
DAGOTH UR vs Steven who would win?
Dagoth Ur wins no-diff. How can Steven kill a god?! What a grand and intoxicating innocence! How could he be so naive?!
dagoth would call him an outlander and then call him an nwah killing him on the spot
This is evil
Steven Universe vs Jack Horner who would win?
Depends on version Jack sweeps young steven future steven will go stright to murder and pilot steven would... I dont know I havent seen the pilot
In a straight up fight, Steven sweeps. Other than his granny bag, Jack Horner is just a big human. Steven is incredibly strong and durable, can create hard-light shields, and when he stopped holding back during a fight and actually let himself become a Blood Knight (for 5 seconds anyway), he managed to kill what was considered the ultimate soldier amongst Gemkind.
bitch cant react to bullets or bolts shoot him in his fucking glowing weakspot
could fucking kill him with an actual knife instead of what ever those lesbo alien rocks used.
Jack doesn't have a real gun, crossbow projectiles travel slow enough for Steven to block with his shield, the staff shoots concussive blasts at best, and Excalibur is still stuck in the stone, so it can't be used for stabbing Steven through his stupid rock.
have you tryed to block crossbow bolts
Yes. Those aren't even real crossbow bolts, they're unicorn horns. Obviously not even close to being as aerodynamic as they could be, tons of wind resistance due to more surface area, no fletching, heavy, etc.
inst the gem part of him so if the shield got hit it would kill the gem as well and Steven as it basically is his heart.
Uh, no? The point of a shield is literally to prevent damage, him dying from it makes no sense. Especially since his mom used that same shield to block a giant orbital laser.
but the shield would still be apart of him
and even if it wasnt it would still be dystoryed and then all jack has to do if fire again which with a crossbow is easy and quicker then anything steven could do
Oh, you want to play like that? Alright. Steven's movement and reaction speeds are somewhere between subsonic and relativistic.
Weak
Get out of the comment section, take off your clothes and gimme that thug shaker.
Jack hornier. No difficulty.
HOLYYY SHIT I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THIS WWW
Yoooo here comes connie
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