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Catfish In A Top Hat's picture
Joined: 2023/11/19

-64/10

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No.my.love for the franchise is now dead

 

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just for an art that a random artist made about your favorite franchise you shouldn't lose the love for that, as it is not official and is totally unrelated to the original thing, i understand that people might hate this, but making change your interests just for a random art is just wrong imo, you should just forget this and keep living like you didn't see it

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Pikmin 4 players after beating the game and wanting more content no matter what:

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Good

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Buy Pikmin 4

Goblin Slayer's picture
Joined: 2020/04/25

It's not out yet?

Lil Chomp's picture
Joined: 2023/07/15

Holy shit this just made me look up what the progress is on Pikmin 4 and I am amazed to see that there is a demo out. When I wake up in the morning I'm going to play it straight away.

Lord Sturm's picture
Joined: 2023/05/23

I'm sorry who is this and why are they in a white void with some random metal handle?

Gustaaf Verschraegen's picture
Joined: 2020/05/24

That dick is about twice the size it should be.

Captain Olimar has a canonical height of 1.9cm, and a penis lenght of 0.23cm (still bigger than yours)

Knowing that on average, women are 94.12% the height of men we can deduct this woman's height to be around ~1.79cm

And using an online tool to compare lenghts we come up with a lenght of phallus of around ~0.43cm

proof.PNG

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NEEEERRRRD

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No shot you do all this math but spell length wrong

Anonymous (not verified)
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Holu shit

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Bro got that Masturbation Math

Lucifer-The Maid Demon's picture
Joined: 2023/06/13

Well that's why she's laying like that, you see? She's currently suffering after the amount of damage that dick did to her internally. 

Obama Nobunaga's picture
Joined: 2021/11/07

Honestly? A dick that's only twice as big as it should be is an impressive display of restraint by the artist

Drip Man's picture
Joined: 2021/04/16

Never played pikmin, still not going to.

Lucifer-The Maid Demon's picture
Joined: 2023/06/13

The most knowledge I have on Pikmin is a Gmod weapon tool that lets you throw Pikmin at people killing them. 

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That's a good first impression ngl

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I MUST "PICK MEN" TO BE MY SEXUAL PARTNERS...

Azazel - Demon of Steel's picture
Joined: 2023/06/26

pikmin 4