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FIYO's picture
Joined: 13/12/2023

the three commandments:

1. shut

2. the

3. fuck

4. up

5. you

6. stupid

7. bitch 

Jewish Man Rates Porn's picture
Joined: 04/04/2023

Woefully inaccurate, Moses came down with 10 commandments, not 3. 2/10

Happy pesach people of this website.

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more pages please :)
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a forbiden love story, tragic but more pages please
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im sad now. congraz
Crabs that party's picture
Joined: 26/10/2020

furries, I have so many questions and all of them are "why" !

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why not, do anything you want as long as you dont fuck a dog
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mah hart :( the story fuckin' hurt's, I know stuff on here is fucked up sometimes, but that emotional shit hit different :(

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I think this is thefirst time i have became emotionally invested in a character in only a few minutes 

Reverend W. Anondry's picture
Joined: 13/08/2020

In the name of our great Dude above, I hereby declare this as defamation of the gods, and I shall be contacting the Dude to ask him to get this shit out of here.

TheOneTrueGod's picture
Joined: 19/07/2019

I don't remember adding this. What's going on?

Jewish Man Rates Porn's picture
Joined: 04/04/2023

Hashem, will you please eradicate this? This was created by the enemies of Israel, as you said must be completely and utterly destroyed.

Thomas The Tank Engine's picture
Joined: 18/09/2021

Hey god, i caught manny looking at this shit, can you smite him so i dont have to.

Father_larry's picture
Joined: 15/01/2021

I'm sorry my Lord I tried to tell them that this was blasphemy and punishable by death but they posted anyway what shall we do 

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My mans bout to be burnt

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Where is says they only have eyes for each other she isn't wearing any underwear lol

Zeldris's picture
Joined: 16/07/2020

i thought there was ment to be ten commandmets 

Jewish Man Rates Porn's picture
Joined: 04/04/2023

Finally, some common sense!

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i know right?

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Forget the last one's story, kind of want this to be a show

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For the third one there should be a hint: "Thou shall use a dragon-sized condom"

EngineerGaming123's picture
Joined: 14/07/2020

what

Claude speed's picture
Joined: 17/06/2020

What ²

Agent_Lambet's picture
Joined: 06/12/2019

Imma show this to my bible study class

Cthuwu the Ewdwich Howwow's picture
Joined: 02/02/2020

I'm a bit surprised the third one isn't more gruesome. I mean the first two make sense, but unless she births some sort of minotaur I can't really see a reason for the third. 

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With update we now know why it's a sin. That boy should make babies with female dragons, otherwise there's no future for Order. Kinda sad but if they would allow it so that they could collect seed or let dragon finish inside after some hot threesome moves then maybe it would not be punishable

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It's pretty much beastiality

Cthuwu the Ewdwich Howwow's picture
Joined: 02/02/2020

And is there anything wrong with that?

They're both capable of giving active consent, unlike that dog I fucked the other day

Asmodeus - Primal Incarnation Of Lust's picture
Joined: 31/12/2019

Oh yeah good point, it's not wrong if both animals give consent, you my boy however are gonna have a talk with your dad later

Cthuwu the Ewdwich Howwow's picture
Joined: 02/02/2020

My father?

Do you speak of Nug, Shub-Niggurath, or Yog-Sothoth?

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