How to di-get à better life
Step 1:go to à porn website
Step 2:regret
Step 3:play russian roulette
step 4:play until you die
Wait à don’t wanna die
Oh...... then i doit myself
WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING STO- ’stabing noise’
2029 AUGUST 12
THE ’HORNY KILLER’ INCIDENT
I've literally only heard the word "breedable" used in reference to sex with twinks. Usually in the context of omegaverse shit. You sure you're into women?
Why the hell are the last 3 gambling challanges in rdr2 so hard like omfg did a retard do it "good goo gaa gaa you have to shit and fart 3 times in a row or go eat a shitdick sandwich cumt"
I used to rule the world
Chunks would load when I gave the word
Now every night I go stow away
Hide from the mobs I used to slay
They once were terrified
Every time I looked into their eyes
Villagers would cheer my way
For a hero I was, that's what they'd say
One minute we had it all
Next our world began to fall
Away from all that it had once become
They all cried for my help, but I stood there numb
I gaze off into the boundless skyline
Note block choirs playing in the sunshine
Turn around, pick up my sword and wield
The blade that once forced evil mobs to yield
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Hate it, I like my bitches submissive and breedable
Well... yes, I love ice cream, but chocolates only one kind of flavor... if you know what I mean...
Woah! That is a big lady! Big ladies make me think of big guns! I can make this work.
Bitter Springs
Mama Fucking Mia
I just got my early access invite for DALL.E 2, hmu with what you want to see
joker getting griddy while batman sheds a tear
V1 from Ultrakill fighting President Obama on an elephant
Arnold Schwarzenegger fighting Jason Voorhees while on a Velociraptor
All my homies love the ghoul slayers gamma gun
SCP-1689 Infinite Potato Sack Vs SCP-871 Infinite Self-Relucating Cake
Put the cake(s) inside the potato sack, then put the potato sack inside a Bag of Holding to open a portal to the food dimension.
Did he really just fuck an Ogryn?
HELLUVA BOSS got a season 2 before hazbin hotel got a second episode *skull emoji*
That's a get fucked moment.
That A Real For Honor moment
I miss Futurama soo much and my Fox + subscription....
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