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DO YOU HEAR ME?! I'LL KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS!!!!

-Erin from AOT

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someone blow my fucking head off

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That is FUCKING it I'm deploying FREDDY FAZBEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Har har har-har har

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Jeez, whoever designed this down was on serious crack.

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I need some steaks for the Psychotic Friends Network barbeque.

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Among Us Among Us A-A-A Among Us Among Us Among Us!

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Minecraft wont add inches to your cock

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I hate when people ask me, "what are you doing to my car?" I'm stealing your catalytic converter so I can buy crack. don't waste my time with such feeble minded questions. it's rude.

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What is love?

 

A) baby don't hurt me

 

B) don't hurt me

 

C) no more

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Goofy ahh uncle production

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I have two sides twisted fucking psychopath and twisted fucking psychopath. that's right, I'm pissing on you! now say ah h.

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Oh yeah, gotta get that petition signed. Good thing I'm a people person!

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IT'S TIME TO FACE YOUR FEAR! CAUSE WHEN YOUR TIME HAS COME AND GOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's up? Can a loc come up in your crib?

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I'mma call Walmart... I'mma call Walmart really- FUUUUUUUU- I'mma call Walmart really quick to see, Uhh... If I'm old enough to buy laxatives. So I don't have to walk there again and get told to fuck off.

 

Lady: Walmart pharmacy, how can I help you?

 

FUCK YOU BITCH!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!

 

lady: well fuck off you little-

 

NO FUCK YOU BITCH!!!!!!!! (hangs up) they just got pranked.

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i will burn this planet down before i spend another minute with these animals

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Ah, jail, a small slice of urine-stained heaven... With a little sodomy on the side.

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Dude I swear if Freddy Fazbear tries to sell me insurance again, I'm gonna scream

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Holly fuck Stewey I'm shiting.

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I'm hitting the griddy for Ukraine.

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THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES FOR SAYING THE N WORD!!

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Everybody has UNO, dipshit. It came free with your fucking Xbox.

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NegaWatt

 

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Negawatt

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I don't know how to feel about this 

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Throw a frag under the table

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Ngl, I want more of these 2

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laugh

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