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sorry to ruin the fun, but anakin-burns.png

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I bet this is lore  
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Wouldn't Vader's Dick be super fucked up from the burns all over his body I mean that's why he wears the suit write so people are intimated by him instead of disgusted by his burnt ass body.
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I have a question...HOW THE FUCK DID ANIKANS BALLS(and dick) SURVIVE BEING ROASTED ALIVE LIKE HOW
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page 4 he fucks his own daughter
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He also fucks his niece (Rey)
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rey's his grandaughter
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Wtf?! That bitch Rey is NOT a Skywalker!

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I couldn't jerk it because i was laughing too hard
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fr vader was just like : this was fun      anyways
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Next thing you know she'll have to wear a pink dress while riding a unicycle with clown shoes calling herself shirley, pray he does not alter the deal any further.
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 Omgrobotchicken

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I think that this deal is very fair and I am happy to be apart of it!
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And the force.... that's just microscopic bacteria in your blood.
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Am I the only one who gets that reference
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Does no one realize that Darth Vader says, "Oh, YODA'S ASS!"

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That’s so odd
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Yeah  Funny
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isnt his botom half fried? so how tf does this work?

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Probably when in a bacta tank
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ikr? it doesn't make sense
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Never underestimate the power of the horny.

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Is that How Palpatine returned?
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thats what my uncle told me before he went to jail

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thats what my uncle told me before he went to jail

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"Thats what your uncle told you"- Ben Kenobi
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I have sinned

 

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He made his mommy proud

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I have sinned God forgive me
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Shame. I actually liked Rogue One.

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