I came here for the plot because I wondered what the hell it was. (Also I am entirely with Linus, Charlie not being a virgin was the biggest wtf for me)
"And Saint Atila raised the hand grenade up on high saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large --"
nd the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
"And Saint Atila raised the hand grenade up on high saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large --"
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Wait this isn't Ashfield
I came here for the plot because I wondered what the hell it was. (Also I am entirely with Linus, Charlie not being a virgin was the biggest wtf for me)
The grief do be good tho
Now this is humor
I'm eyeeees I'm eyeeees
"And Saint Atila raised the hand grenade up on high saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large --"
hate reloigeion but nice grenade jokre
Not a joke. You ever seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail? One of the best movies I have ever watched.
"And Saint Atila raised the hand grenade up on high saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large --"
"UNLIKE YOUR REGULAR SHIT THIS IS IN FACT A SERIOUS PROBLEM" Sent my sides into the fucking stratosphere top kek
Holy name of God what is wrong with people
ngl charlie packing some heat
This man said with the utmost confidence that he just fucked his younger sister, why was he so chill with it XD
i can't believe and read, and voiced all of that. i feel dirty
whatchu mean by voiced buddy
Yare are daze
correct
Charlie Brown: Yare Yare
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