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No way bro thought a ages old corpse would be a great fck toy tf wrong with my man. At the same time, these people must have great preserve methods keeping her fresh and alive for all that time.

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I am sorry, I'm about to remove your faith in humanity.

There is an infamous event on 4Chan where a poster photographed an recorded hiself using a skull from some catacombs to masturbate. He litterally skullfucked a skull on camera.

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Joined: 16/12/2023

I don't think a thousand year old mummy would show be that clean and smooth

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I mean, British people have done other things to mummies, guess that's new

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That's not a mummy that a mommy~

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ba dum tsss

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If mummies weren't decaying corpses they would have fucked them instead of eating them

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yes

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Explorer: finds a mummy, whips out dick

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This is dope turn this to a series I love it 

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Joined: 13/12/2023

what? i mean alright, but what? oh. wait, no what?

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God I wish that were me

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Joined: 19/05/2021

Damn, he got way more than he bargained for.

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Average Britishman