I have found a new pair of pants that can sustain considerable stress without structural damage. They appear to be made of some sort of highly durable elastic synthetic. Forwarding to [employee #2374] in department of synthetic materials research and [employee #3197] in department of consumer attire research.
recommended course of action:
further research into this new material is advised.
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I have found a new pair of pants that can sustain considerable stress without structural damage. They appear to be made of some sort of highly durable elastic synthetic. Forwarding to [employee #2374] in department of synthetic materials research and [employee #3197] in department of consumer attire research.
recommended course of action:
further research into this new material is advised.