"You successfully seduce the dragon, but in your haste you don't realize that the dragon is actually male and his manhood is thrice your size. Roll for constitution, if you fail, the dragon will split you in half with no chance of rescue, if you survive the dragons massive size will leave you crippled and unable to move ever again. Still want to fuck the dragon?" Which is probably still a yes, the horny bard always wants to fuck the dragon
And that’s why you always ask the DM Whether it’s male or female And if it’s male and you don’t want to get crippled Just use some magic bullshit to create a giant Flashlight
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I think I went deaf
Rolls for charisma: nat 20
dm: sigh what do you want
you:I want to fuck the dragon
dm: flip a coin
you:okay?
lands on tails
dm:your bottom
one broken pelvis later
you:worth it
classic!
"You successfully seduce the dragon, but in your haste you don't realize that the dragon is actually male and his manhood is thrice your size. Roll for constitution, if you fail, the dragon will split you in half with no chance of rescue, if you survive the dragons massive size will leave you crippled and unable to move ever again. Still want to fuck the dragon?" Which is probably still a yes, the horny bard always wants to fuck the dragon
And that’s why you always ask the DM Whether it’s male or female And if it’s male and you don’t want to get crippled Just use some magic bullshit to create a giant Flashlight
fleshlight*
Would be even more funnier if she somehow rolls another nat D20.
Good animation RIP the sound