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Uploaded by Ova on Thu, 26/03/2026 - 23:17

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Phossos's picture
Joined: 10/09/2021

R  O  T

I hear the crystal raindrops fall, We can make it if we try (This bree peak male performance😭).

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Quirrel's picture
Joined: 07/07/2024

This comic would be good if it never existed

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Joined: 21/08/2025

he changed the title so ppl who didnt look closely wouldnt realise its an ova upload.

big yahu's picture
Joined: 06/02/2026

idk who to hate more, ova for posting ts or the waste of sperm that drew this

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SupahStalin's picture
Joined: 21/08/2025

A user rating so diabolical its in the negative 100's...

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Joined: 28/07/2024

Can we make a Victorian era witch trial every month where users get to vote for one to get publicly executed and banned right after?

Anonymous
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people always hate on OVA for uploading these comics (not wrong at all btw) but shouldn't we hate on the artist who had wrote and drawn this more?

Godrick the Goated's picture
Joined: 28/07/2024

We can do both. Also shitheads like ova that consume this dogshit are the reason the authors keep making them.

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Anonymous
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Another day, the sun shines, the birds sing... amd ova is still alive... FUCK

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Jager's picture
Joined: 04/01/2023

I hate you with a burning passion

Allied Master computer's picture
Joined: 28/12/2024

i wish i never foud this place i wish i was a monk 

Etroo's picture
Joined: 06/07/2024

For the guys that didn't seen it already, DON'T CLICK IT! You will burn your eyes.

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Joined: 16/07/2025

you know that one thing you wouldnt wish on your worst enemy? ova is a exception on that one

Anonymous
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Strapping them to a table, grabbing on of the robotics arms with the hand that can move and grip, replacing the rubber lining with 50 grit sandpaper, and then jerking them off with that hand covered in 50 grit?

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Joined: 16/07/2025

uh...

Anonymous
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But wait, I have more 😈

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Then there's the wooden Porcupine Quill, but mix in some metal and loose splinters, and make it wide enough to fit up the sphincter, or small enough to fit in the urethra, and start to slowly pull it out, and then get faster and faster, and start to twist it too on its eventual way up and out

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Joined: 16/07/2025

wtff

Anonymous
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What? You said Ova is the exception, and I've had these planned should I ever get my hands on someone from the Epstein list

skeleton with thumbs up's picture
Joined: 16/07/2025

i was just kinda startled by what you had in mind

Anonymous
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But is it deserved? Their righteous retribution brought about by the very people they attempt to subjugate to their wills and whims, think themselves to be of gods amongst men, completely untouchable, except from other "gods". The irony that it will be the "mere mortals" they've always underestimated to be the ones to topple them off of their wrongly made pedestal and to be reminded that they alone are not made in, whichever god or God you might believe or not believe in, God's image, and that in death, all are equal, and all shall be judged for their crimes and sins in this life, and the next

skeleton with thumbs up's picture
Joined: 16/07/2025

yes its deserved, also i barely understood the rest of the text you wrote

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Joined: 06/02/2026

Why did I click on it... I knew what was coming, why did I do this to my delicate eyes 

Anonymous
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Damn, if it's bad for the terminator, I feel bad for my weak flesh eyes

Anonymous
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Guys I suggested a new tag: "Uploaded by Ova" i'll let yall know how it goes

Anonymous
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GUYS IT GOT APPROVED

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Joined: 21/08/2021

It works, but I feel like it shouldn't be done, only because it gives this freak that extra sense of power. He has his own tag now. This dude needs to go, asap.

Anonymous
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U may be on something,

I wouldnt be surprised if he gets doxxed someday...

 

Anonymous
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why do I keep clicking on these lol

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Joined: 21/08/2025

make an account and go help downvote this retard with us please.

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Joined: 04/03/2026

Heh made it -71.1 cuz ova is a piece of shit turdtle

 

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Joined: 31/08/2023

How is this a thing? Why is this a thing?

Anonymous
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fuck you OVA

Anonymous
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The sun will go super nova in about 3,646,789,973 years that is 3,646,789,973 years to late

Anonymous's picture
Joined: 07/06/2020

Wtf, they changed Kanye’s comment. It originally said “Love you” spelled out

TUR PHY Raditz's picture
Joined: 15/04/2025

ADMIN ABUSE IS REAL

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I’M GETTING CENSORED 

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Anonymous
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Ts is lowk impressive for how quick it makes me flacid

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Joined: 21/08/2025

how were you hard in the first place gng?

skeleton with thumbs up's picture
Joined: 16/07/2025

he was probably jerking it to something else then he saw the comic

Lord Eddard Stark of Winterfell's picture
Joined: 23/06/2020

I could just tell from the self insert character of Ova on the thumbnail that it must have been an Ova self upload, and lo and behold to the surprise of none but a few mongs it tis. And no doubt, I don't need to read it nor want to.

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Joined: 03/01/2026

Real shit tho, where the fuck does he keep finding these?

Lord Eddard Stark of Winterfell's picture
Joined: 23/06/2020

The talmud?

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Joined: 01/03/2026

this is why you are the best house

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