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The Fall of Man

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In an alternate timeline, prehistoric humanity was doomed by a prolific masturbator.
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Tugboat's picture
Joined: 29/09/2022

This is just Crazy Dave propaganda.

Agoro_Kori's picture
Joined: 18/03/2025

👆 obvious plant by Zomboss. Don't go slandering my man Crazy Dave like that. He ain't no plantfucker.

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So that's how we get peashooters?

Anonymous
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Someone put way too much thought into "what if lovense was a plant"

Lego IG-88's picture
Joined: 17/06/2026

Jorked it so hard he made fleshlight plants 

Ova
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Where can I find seeds for those plants.

For noble reasons... obviously.

Mister Greenfeld's picture
Joined: 26/04/2023

getting blowjobs is plenty noble

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sentient sword's picture
Joined: 01/07/2026

pretty funny read but not much else 5/10

Tootoohorny's picture
Joined: 16/08/2026

Mid tbh 

Maggotero's picture
Joined: 23/04/2026

You don't want your peener to get sucked by plants? Lameee 

Mister Greenfeld's picture
Joined: 26/04/2023

fair