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Oh I do want to fuck her tiny pussy so hard that she squirts all over my cock

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Why Gru is the most powerful being in the universe First according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Furthermore if  any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru,he then dodges them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. After this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine.
That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound carcrashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case. 

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Stop science-ing Disney

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que demonios

 

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I knew that there was porn of this 

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I fuckin new that there was porn of this

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Well of course there is. Have you seen how hot gru is? That fucking nose dude

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Have You Seen Playkids Porn? I Regret My Existence After Seeing It.

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Rape=wtf

Rapping children= Noah? GET THE BOAT

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clicky wicky get the boat

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Yeah I know right

Kidz Bop can't rap

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Number 11 is the hottest

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No mine it was number 22 i fuck my friend's 6old sister but she was sleeping

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Wtf actually 

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No mine it was number 22 i fuck my friend 6 old sister like this but she was sleeping

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She cute 

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Fuck off, fag

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What the actual fuck.

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No

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I have seen too much horrors of the Internet, time to bleach my eyes and go to church.

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The day of reckoning is taking its sweet ass time

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Little too late bud

the stuff the virus has done has practically made us all pedos C3E07213-79E4-4D81-BC90-DD4E58A22AA8.jpeg

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I have seen too much of the evils of the internet.

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Still not worse than furry porn.

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Furry porn is the best 

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nigga

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God's that is sooooo fucking hot

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God is dead and we killed him

 

 

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I didnt know Michael reeves looks at this shit

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"These are goodnight kisses"

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