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dumbreviewer69's picture
Joined: 28/12/2023

fatty, adopted, fatty, fatty fatty, no parents
                                                                 -Wheatley

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when i look out there it makes me GLaD im not you

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Joined: 01/12/2023

The urge to commit war crimes on major American cities grows harder to ignore with a every page I view.

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do Washington DC and aim for the orange man

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GLADOSUSSY

CHELLUSSY

WHEATLUSSY

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ah my favorite healthy breakfast meal wheatlussy

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i just found fucking blus clues and luca porn i give up in life bro

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Rule 34 of the internet dawg

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page 1 wtf

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I remember when I first learned Glados was meant to discover a bound woman. They say my penis grew three sizes that day
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I just wanted to know how to beat level 16 on the first game
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Joined: 09/10/2019

Hello, Cave Johnson here,
We've decided to continue the Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System upgrades with an accurate replica of the euphoria center and reciever.

With that being said, we're ending all test subject euphoria.

Cave Johnson, we're done here.

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ok Sir
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Dang thought this was the emergency flasks shutdown and cake dispensary  
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Cave johnson, we're done here

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Lmfao

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no self fuck, one star

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I think my software got horny

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GLaDOS wouldn't approve

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i think she would actually be GLaD that Chell was there to help her with...  h o r n y...

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Motherfucker 

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3rd my fav

 

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Now that's thinking with portals!

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tala tala tala

Cave Johnson's picture
Joined: 09/10/2019

 I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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But then my life would have led me to get a lemon from you, and then I'd make life take the lemons back, like you said.

So take that, Cave.

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But then my life would have led me to get a lemon from you, and then I'd make life take the lemons back, like you said.

So take that, Cave.

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Ah glados can i conect to your serial port or a USB? 

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Ok, let me go fuck my toaster

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There is lacking of portals here

 

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