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GLADOSUSSY

CHELLUSSY

WHEATLUSSY

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i just found fucking blus clues and luca porn i give up in life bro

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page 1 wtf

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I remember when I first learned Glados was meant to discover a bound woman. They say my penis grew three sizes that day
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I just wanted to know how to beat level 16 on the first game
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Joined: 2019/10/09

Hello, Cave Johnson here,
We've decided to continue the Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System upgrades with an accurate replica of the euphoria center and reciever.

With that being said, we're ending all test subject euphoria.

Cave Johnson, we're done here.

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ok Sir
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Dang thought this was the emergency flasks shutdown and cake dispensary  
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Cave johnson, we're done here

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Lmfao

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no self fuck, one star

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I think my software got horny

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GLaDOS wouldn't approve

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i think she would actually be GLaD that Chell was there to help her with...  h o r n y...

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Motherfucker 

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3rd my fav

 

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Now that's thinking with portals!

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tala tala tala

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Joined: 2019/10/09

 I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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But then my life would have led me to get a lemon from you, and then I'd make life take the lemons back, like you said.

So take that, Cave.

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But then my life would have led me to get a lemon from you, and then I'd make life take the lemons back, like you said.

So take that, Cave.

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Ah glados can i conect to your serial port or a USB? 

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Ok, let me go fuck my toaster

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There is lacking of portals here

 

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I want to insert my disc in to her disc drive 

 

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uh wtf

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Joined: 2019/05/07

I don't like this

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disappointing lack of portals.

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Chel would get cancer from internal exposure to the speed gel, made of moon rocks and other properties. Thats what happened to Cave Johnson in Portal 2.

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Cave Johnson here, It's actually the moon rock dust.
Thats it, we're done here.

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