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Okuyasu Nijimura.'s picture
Joined: 25/10/2020

Trust me, fucking a vampire is something you should think about twice:

 

Cons:

-The body is always as cold as a corpse

-If you accidentally get your foot on a curtain you have dust all over the dick

-Time is meaningless, so he either finishes way before you or never gets to the point.

-Blowjobs are a pain with the sharp fangs. You don't want to turn into a vampire from a bite in the dick. The bite mark itches like hell for a decade and never heals.

-if you want to cuddle, bring a heating blanket or nobody will have fun

-It is very likely that some weird guys will stand on your doorstep and try to kill both of you

 

Pros:

-the body feels like a corpse

-if you are into being called useless or futile during mating, they got what you want

-it is always good to have a vampire on your side

-being a vampire on itself is pretty neat

-he can show you the way to heaven and even further beyond

-if he is about to finish, it is clearly to tell by a loud "Wryyyy" coming from him. I assume it is some sort of moaning

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Alicization and Aincrad kirito's picture
Joined: 20/11/2022

Did...did you fuck Dio?

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What the fuck. Okuyasu is jerking off on vampires

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This detailed info...Okuyasu, did you fuck DIO?
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Okuyasu Nijimura.'s picture
Joined: 25/10/2020

Maybe...

The Dio of my reality is a nice guy, unlike most other versions

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never expected from you okayasu knowing such information i guess u started to read books thats good keep it up

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had an crush on her as a chuld

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Wow

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I BEAT MY DICK LIKE CHRIS BROWNS WIFE I BEAT MY DICK LIKE COSBYS WIFE

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