I WISH I COULD GRAB MAYA AND TWIST HER ASS SO HARD THAT CUM JUST SPILLS OUT. THEN I WOULD GO TO LISA AND TIE HER UP AND WHEN SHE IS CRYING IM FUCKING HER. AND MARGE WILL BE DEAD.
I was watching star wars then I looked at my phone this comic was on the screen I looked at my hand and it was covered in cum then I looked around me realized I was at work and said fuck then someone walked in and it was diana she saw my hand and said I won't tell anyone if you meet me at my apartment at 5:00 I said ok haven't gotten there yet but I have a feeling it's going to be fun...
5 hours later we're in bed together we did have fun and at that point we were just cuddling then she said "I didn't know you liked to jack off to star wars and I agreed with her because she wouldn't be there if I told her about the comic but then she falls asleep and then as I'm about to fall asleep I hear shrek say "like thats ever gonna happen" then I hear a slam and I woke up in my parents basement, 23 and unemployed so I looked at my dick and saw where she accidentally bit and wondered what the hell then I went on my phone and came to this site and searched for this comic I found it and then I saw I had an extra tab open and it was a single image from the comic so I put down my phone and go to change and there is a note in my waistband it said
"I had a wonderful night tonight come see me again sometime- diana" and it had her address on it so I went to google maps and the address is a church in Sydney and now I'm just sitting here thinking that the matrix hates me and ruined my life. And now the time in the story alligns with when I'm writing this so next time someone asks me a question I will answer with the truth because the universe doesn't like it when I lie so goodbye...
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6/10
I might lost my faith due to this
Don't even think about those pearly white gates bro
So we back in the mines
I was watching star wars then I looked at my phone this comic was on the screen I looked at my hand and it was covered in cum then I looked around me realized I was at work and said fuck then someone walked in and it was diana she saw my hand and said I won't tell anyone if you meet me at my apartment at 5:00 I said ok haven't gotten there yet but I have a feeling it's going to be fun...
5 hours later we're in bed together we did have fun and at that point we were just cuddling then she said "I didn't know you liked to jack off to star wars and I agreed with her because she wouldn't be there if I told her about the comic but then she falls asleep and then as I'm about to fall asleep I hear shrek say "like thats ever gonna happen" then I hear a slam and I woke up in my parents basement, 23 and unemployed so I looked at my dick and saw where she accidentally bit and wondered what the hell then I went on my phone and came to this site and searched for this comic I found it and then I saw I had an extra tab open and it was a single image from the comic so I put down my phone and go to change and there is a note in my waistband it said
"I had a wonderful night tonight come see me again sometime- diana" and it had her address on it so I went to google maps and the address is a church in Sydney and now I'm just sitting here thinking that the matrix hates me and ruined my life. And now the time in the story alligns with when I'm writing this so next time someone asks me a question I will answer with the truth because the universe doesn't like it when I lie so goodbye...
what the fuck
Are you ok?
Ok
Got your pickaxe swinging from side to side side side to side
This tasks a gruelling one
Hope to find some diamonds
Tonight night night diamonds tonight
Heads up, u hear a sound turn around and look up
Total shock fills your body
oh no it's you again
I could never forget those eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes
cuz baby tonight
THE CREEPERS TRYING TO STEAL OUR STUFF AGAIN
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