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Bowsette's alternate origin

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Combat King's picture
Joined: 11/09/2022

wait, isn't it  a bear riding a big mushroom? 

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He still gets to fuck peach in some way
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Mission Control? I have located the target approaching now.
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Ah greetings my dear boy you may call me Bond, James Bond

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This makes so much more sense than bowser putting on a super crown and becoming a waifu
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I'm shocked 

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mario got FUCKKED  
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Hey guys wanna mae a cheese sandwhich cult.
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Sure

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that’s so tight
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mi wile e ni: jan "Bowsette" unpa e mi sama jan "Mario". mi jo e palisa mije suli mite. mi unpa e ona la ona pilin pona mute
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well this is a damn first. Lmfao, Toki Pona in the literal least expected place. Imagine what the Sitelen Sitelen of this would look like.
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Why did you have to bring toki pona (The Language of Good) into this??? This is the most useful learning toki pona has ever been for me and I fucking hate it. "I want Bowsette to fuck me the same way she fucks Mario. I have a very big dick. When I fuck her, she'll feel good."  Great, I'm so glad that I spent time out of my life to learn this language. This is the most useful learning toki pona has ever been for me and I fucking hate it. 
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a a a mi pilin pona tan ni: mi pona e toki pona sina
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Morb is a good movie 
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Would've be even better with mushrooms lol
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Not so fun fact: Mario's belly button is as big as his balls.
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I hate everything you stand for

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yeah nah bowsette is still just Bowser with a magic crown in my head and that is it.

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Bowsette is unofficial so she can be anything we want. If I say she's a goomba with the magic crown, she's a goomba with the magic crown and you can't prove me wrong. Sorry. ;)
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Im not trying to prove anyone wrong I literally only said Bowsette is Bowser with a magic crown in my head didnt say anything else so learn to read the whole thing first before you comment.

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Maybe your right maybe your wrong there is a greater chance your wrong
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There isn't even if the video here tried to make it not weird Bowsette came into existence because of the crown that toadette wore to become a princess.

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The bad ending
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Joined: 10/05/2022

Most marvel heros don't have weaknesses other than being mentally ill 

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Joined: 10/05/2022

Most are just humans on drugs bor in mech battle suits

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Fun fact spider man's weaknesses is bug spray his powers straight disappear if he gets sprayed  and he will start tripping balls like he just snorted  5 pounds of cocaine 

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Joined: 10/05/2022

He will fucking die if you just got like 5 guys in masks with spray cans and crownbars

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Ok, imma buy some. Just in case
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Joined: 22/08/2022

This animation sucks, its just like those crappy Newgrounds porn minigames.

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