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Better than the show

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Is this why they tell you not to mix alcohol with prescription drugs?

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Yes

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Less depressing than the actual show

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Got damnit Michael bay you've done it again. What a fuckin masterpiece. Now make 4 more making them progressively worse and then replace one of the female characters during the 3rd one. Oh and then make the Eva's look better during the 4th and 5th one and replace the whole entire human cast. Then reboot the whole universe as a producer

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Since this is obviously a transformers reference, since when were the aot and tlk designs better than the original trilogy? At least they actually looked like robots that turn into vehicles in movies 1-3

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What fever dream did I just watch

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A michael bay film

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Somehow made more sense than the actual anime

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This looks like some newgrounds crap

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The original is crap HA

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This is basically the story 

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Can confirm this did happen

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never wacthed the anime, nevr will

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This is great stuff. 

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Never seen the show, still laughed my ass off

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I laughed my boner away 

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same here

 

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Happens to the best of us

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Me too lmao

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Where's the explotion

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I have a feeling that even if I'd watched the original Neon Genesis Evangelion, this would still make absolutely no sense.

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but whyd he kill his homie that he was gonna do non homosexual sex with?

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He was actually an angel in the show and after they became friends he basically just said ight im out and stole one of the mechs.

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R.I.P. FOXADHD gone but not forgoten 

 

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they used to have just switched to "AOK" but now theyre gone too so... rip foxadhd for good i guess.

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That was......surprising accurate yet hilarious!

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"That's so fucked up"

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Joined: 01/09/2021

My mind just shut off what just happened

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I finally understand Evangelio, and it slaps harder than my uncle

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