I know that a lot of people want to catch em' all, but my job is a much bigger challenge. It is my goal to masturbate to all 807 Pokemon, plain and simple. I usually try to do it twice a day, regardless of the difficulties. At the end, I always win. I go on places like Deviantart, rule 34 and, occasionally e621 in order to achieve this massive goal, and when I finally do, I will become a Pokemon Master. Sometimes, it is easy. I can come in five minutes looking at Gardevoir or Lopunny pornos. Sometimes I come across major challenges that I have to overcome, in the case of Garbodor and Magikarp especially. I have to imagine the wet, sloppy fish mouth sucking on my cock without thinking about the actual fish itself. It is very hard, but the satisfaction you get when you achieve victory is immense. Not only do you get the generally pleasurable feeling from ejaculation, but you also know that you overcame an obstacle few men have dared to try. I have a total of 347 successful ejaculations total, but it only gets harder as I move on. When I see a Serperior, for instance, I have to think to myself "In what way can I imagine this creature in order to get off to it?" It is a puzzle for sure, considering I do not have a thing for (most) of these creatures, making it extremely entertaining and interesting for others to watch. I try to focus in on its somewhat beautiful face, and think about that more than the yards of snake behind it. I sometimes have issues with Pokemon like Machamp, who appear extremely male. But I always find a way. There has been no hurdle too steep for me. I want to be the very best. Anything lower does not cut it. And that is why I am beating off to pictures of Lucario on the Internet, mom.
You don't buy them Hank, you earn them, you have to become the champion to be worthy enough to take the challenge to gain them, it's not all that simple
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Man this makes me believe even more that humanity is doomed.
Why is st*pid censored
the person who editted is a fucking dipshit
I didn't think closeted straights were a thing but oh my goodness gracious, if femboy lovers are anything but
There are genuine bisexuals and people I think just don't want to admit they lick women
Esse final me quebrou de uma forma absurda
BRASIL AEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The among us caught me off guard
Probably the funniest thing on this site (in a good way).
I got that recommend on yt today
Some body get me one of em nowwwwwwwwww
I know that a lot of people want to catch em' all, but my job is a much bigger challenge. It is my goal to masturbate to all 807 Pokemon, plain and simple. I usually try to do it twice a day, regardless of the difficulties. At the end, I always win. I go on places like Deviantart, rule 34 and, occasionally e621 in order to achieve this massive goal, and when I finally do, I will become a Pokemon Master. Sometimes, it is easy. I can come in five minutes looking at Gardevoir or Lopunny pornos. Sometimes I come across major challenges that I have to overcome, in the case of Garbodor and Magikarp especially. I have to imagine the wet, sloppy fish mouth sucking on my cock without thinking about the actual fish itself. It is very hard, but the satisfaction you get when you achieve victory is immense. Not only do you get the generally pleasurable feeling from ejaculation, but you also know that you overcame an obstacle few men have dared to try. I have a total of 347 successful ejaculations total, but it only gets harder as I move on. When I see a Serperior, for instance, I have to think to myself "In what way can I imagine this creature in order to get off to it?" It is a puzzle for sure, considering I do not have a thing for (most) of these creatures, making it extremely entertaining and interesting for others to watch. I try to focus in on its somewhat beautiful face, and think about that more than the yards of snake behind it. I sometimes have issues with Pokemon like Machamp, who appear extremely male. But I always find a way. There has been no hurdle too steep for me. I want to be the very best. Anything lower does not cut it. And that is why I am beating off to pictures of Lucario on the Internet, mom.
damn bro
just take a picture of all the pokemon and edit them all into one image dumbass
You mad lad
Yo where can I get those Pokémon pack condoms
You don't buy them Hank, you earn them, you have to become the champion to be worthy enough to take the challenge to gain them, it's not all that simple
Don't buy them, they don't work. Granted, anyone who uses them ain't gonna be needing them anytime soon.
So you're saying I didn't have to waste 5 minutes readin allat
where have I heard her voice before
Ikr! I thought it was IronMouse but this one has a lower pitch
I believe I've found the actor her name is CrySpy and she's done work with some youtubers like NuxTaku and pantsahat
Thank you!
Cute. But Salazzle is best IMO
It's about time we had an animated version of the copypasta!
if you're younger than "Sorry for Party Rocking" then you don't have a valid opinion
I prefer Party Rock Anthem
I prefer I'm Sexy And I Know It.
my friend is called valid. he owns your opinions now
Was that nuxtaku
yes
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