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Fiyo's picture
Joined: 13/12/2023
a goofy a little thing I thought of

multporn hierarchy

 

1- Administrator

2- Admins (eg. AlexSpy, Hraft)

3- Ancients (5+ year accounts)

4- Old Heads (4 year accounts)

5- Adults (3 year accounts)

6- Teens (2 year accounts)

7- Prepubescents (1 year accounts)

8- Newborns (Under 1 year accounts) 

9- Anons

 

(also, i had a little idea that was implemented a while ago when a couple things change ((around the time Hraft came back)) and it was a status indicator on your profile. ex- Green circle= Online, Red circle= Offline. thank you for your consideration, o great admins :] )

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Sems's picture
Joined: 15/01/2021

My eyes just have been opened there are other admins besides the Administrator?

Anonymous (not verified)
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I didn't even know he was admin lol, I thought it was just a goofy name

Én comics's picture
Joined: 18/01/2024

Trang web này có đến tận 6 Admins cơ!

Radiance's picture
Joined: 09/03/2024

are we even at a full number?

woa

Én comics's picture
Joined: 18/01/2024

woa cool

Nhưng mà con số này cũng có thể ko chính xác nhưng 78% là đúng

5 Admins? 7 Admins? 99,5 Admins?

Zacuscă's picture
Joined: 04/11/2021

Hit the adult mark apparently. Damn I'm old

Employee's picture
Joined: 22/12/2023

That is, in fact, goofy.

Tonantzintla 618's picture
Joined: 05/08/2024

Remember when the site was dark blue?

Fiyo's picture
Joined: 13/12/2023

vaguely 

Én comics's picture
Joined: 18/01/2024

Do hệ điều hành hoặc...

Én comics's picture
Joined: 18/01/2024

Quên mất rằng tao là VIP đáng nhẽ ra tao phải đứng số 2.5 thay vì số 8

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Fiyo's picture
Joined: 13/12/2023

they're called prebubcents cuz you cant say **d or ***ld on here, but ya know what i mean

Nick Claus's picture
Joined: 09/12/2024

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Joined: 25/04/2024

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Joined: 10/09/2020

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Nick Claus's picture
Joined: 09/12/2024

Welp, I guess I'm a new born

Ranger Yeager's picture
Joined: 10/09/2020

God damn im old

Én comics's picture
Joined: 18/01/2024

những tài khoản 9 năm tuổi đều là người Nga

Anonymous (not verified)
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What's wild is that you're still somehow beneath all the other people on this made up hierarchy.

Én comics's picture
Joined: 18/01/2024

Tôi bị sơ sinh quá nên tôi đến đây hơi muộn

ABUSTOPLAKHI

Én comics's picture
Joined: 18/01/2024

Có những tài khoản 9 năm tuổi vẫn hoạt động bình thường có những tài khoản đã ra đi sau 9 năm tuổi và họ đã đẻ trứng ư?

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Hraft's picture
Joined: 26/08/2017

I know three people here for sure. One of them is the Administrator.

Én comics's picture
Joined: 18/01/2024

Vậy có nghĩa là tôi đã tìm được 7 quản trị viên rồi à?

Hraft's picture
Joined: 26/08/2017

There are three in the picture =)

Én comics's picture
Joined: 18/01/2024

Vậy thì cả ba người đó là ai?

Én comics's picture
Joined: 18/01/2024

maska, energen và SanyaSD?

AlexSpy's picture
Joined: 23/10/2022

You're good.

Én comics's picture
Joined: 18/01/2024

o((>ω< ))o

Radiance's picture
Joined: 09/03/2024

why a year and not 9 months (skibidy lmao)?

was going to create a pyramid about this, but I got bored when it was half done.

harem_master249's picture
Joined: 08/03/2021

In two months I'll become an old head, crazy

Himiko Toga's picture
Joined: 28/04/2023

Your back achin yet?

harem_master249's picture
Joined: 08/03/2021

Urgggh, you youngins don't get it, it was all different during my time, we had a nice neighborhood, you youngins are ruining the site, we didn't had global warming during my time

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Himiko Toga's picture
Joined: 28/04/2023

Hah, alright Grandpa, whatever you say.

Fiyo's picture
Joined: 13/12/2023

the names are subject to change, i just thought it was kinda funny