multporn hierarchy
1- Administrator
2- Admins (eg. AlexSpy, Hraft)
3- Ancients (5+ year accounts)
4- Old Heads (4 year accounts)
5- Adults (3 year accounts)
6- Teens (2 year accounts)
7- Prepubescents (1 year accounts)
8- Newborns (Under 1 year accounts)
9- Anons
(also, i had a little idea that was implemented a while ago when a couple things change ((around the time Hraft came back)) and it was a status indicator on your profile. ex- Green circle= Online, Red circle= Offline. thank you for your consideration, o great admins :] )
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Нет!
Guess I'm back in my teenage years. Lotta mistakes back then
Yeah this is 100% true, kinda crazy to think I could be an oldhead if I just made an account back then. Ah whatever.
Valid. I approve this message.
This is real tho
I've seen active accounts for 7 years. I wish they would participate in the forums a little more.
you can't remain sane for that long, I mean, look at administrator.
You think the admins are sane to begin with?
You are nearly a ancient. One more year, and your there. I just hit- well fuck.
you're being too passive-aggressive man are, you crazy? the admins are always watching, we're never safe
edit: i'm talking especially about you, alex
The admins are not that crazy, they know how to take a joke... sometimes.
I never thought I would be so normal.
You're not
So... AM I HAVE A SUPERPOWER???
No. You're just not normal, that doesn't mean you're special.
OH MY GOD!¹²³ !ضصث! thanks you very much!
I don't think calling anyone on a porn site 6-8 is a good idea
This isnt meant to be taken seriously at all
it is a sad time that i am forced to make an annoucement. i found someone and will be leaving you all. know that this account will remain up, but not active, until i eventually return, to this beautiful place.
Man, I think we really lost our man...I guess we should be happy for him.
Damnit, came here late, but good luck out there
batshit insane person here, see you in hell.
One day, you can sit down with a bowl of ice cream and a spoon in hand, reopen this site, and get all the support you need right here. We will pass your name through the generations. 😢 So long.
Shit of course I forgot to log in for that one 😞
Return to us as soon as possible, we will miss you
We will miss you 💙
Hey look! It's me!
godspeed, you were one of the best ones in this hellhole🫡
good for you man, glad you can finally leave this hellhole
make sure to visit sometime!
rest assured i will be back. wether its 3 days or 3000 years
I will take it as a sign that if you don't come back you are either doing very well or you're dead, possibly on the run.
The bittersweet ending,
you were a good one, i wish you the best
see you next week?
Oh shit, can't believe I qualify as an adult
Woah woah woah, you were using this site before you were 18?
No, I meant on the ranking thing, I can't believe I've had an account this long
Damn im older
:(
^^
I have been using the site for 5 years, but I opened an account 2 months ago, what level am I in now?
I'm in the same boat, was a lurker since the site opened, then made an account for fun, and here we are.
Same here, I was flabbergasted the moment I visualized that I never create an account after all this years I don't even watch the porn now, just the adult humor.
1- Me
2- You
Sandvich supremacy.
there is an account for both
I think having your own comic posted here should elevate you in some way
i'm shit at art but ill think about it
I dont mean you specifically, just that artists with a comic here should be higher on the pyramid
People will look at this in some years and be very confused.
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