multporn hierarchy
1- Administrator
2- Admins (eg. AlexSpy, Hraft)
3- Ancients (5+ year accounts)
4- Old Heads (4 year accounts)
5- Adults (3 year accounts)
6- Teens (2 year accounts)
7- Prepubescents (1 year accounts)
8- Newborns (Under 1 year accounts)
9- Anons
(also, i had a little idea that was implemented a while ago when a couple things change ((around the time Hraft came back)) and it was a status indicator on your profile. ex- Green circle= Online, Red circle= Offline. thank you for your consideration, o great admins :] )
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I never thought I would be so normal.
I don't think calling anyone on a porn site 6-8 is a good idea
This isnt meant to be taken seriously at all
it is a sad time that i am forced to make an annoucement. i found someone and will be leaving you all. know that this account will remain up, but not active, until i eventually return, to this beautiful place.
Return to us as soon as possible, we will miss you
We will miss you 💙
Hey look! It's me!
godspeed, you were one of the best ones in this hellhole🫡
good for you man, glad you can finally leave this hellhole
make sure to visit sometime!
rest assured i will be back. wether its 3 days or 3000 years
The bittersweet ending,
you were a good one, i wish you the best
see you next week?
Oh shit, can't believe I qualify as an adult
Woah woah woah, you were using this site before you were 18?
No, I meant on the ranking thing, I can't believe I've had an account this long
Damn im older
:(
^^
I have been using the site for 5 years, but I opened an account 2 months ago, what level am I in now?
1- Me
2- You
Sandvich supremacy.
there is an account for both
I think having your own comic posted here should elevate you in some way
i'm shit at art but ill think about it
I dont mean you specifically, just that artists with a comic here should be higher on the pyramid
People will look at this in some years and be very confused.
the base level does not match with other levels
Yeah, I know. I'm not a graphic designer, it was like 3 in the morning, and I'm only willing to put so much effort into dissing En.
I would correct it since it bugs me, but I can't.
:(
I'll replace it if you post a corrected version. Though not if you change the order.
I CAN'T POST
Why are lurkers below anons
:(
ye olde heads
Well god damn it's crazy to think that I've been here for over 3 years now. Gonna be an Old Head in April
incorrect i am at the top
gehht outtttt
My eyes just have been opened there are other admins besides the Administrator?
I didn't even know he was admin lol, I thought it was just a goofy name
Hit the adult mark apparently. Damn I'm old
That is, in fact, goofy.
Remember when the site was dark blue?
vaguely
they're called prebubcents cuz you cant say **d or ***ld on here, but ya know what i mean
Welp, I guess I'm a new born
God damn im old
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