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Joined: 13/12/2023
a goofy a little thing I thought of

multporn hierarchy

 

1- Administrator

2- Admins (eg. AlexSpy, Hraft)

3- Ancients (5+ year accounts)

4- Old Heads (4 year accounts)

5- Adults (3 year accounts)

6- Teens (2 year accounts)

7- Prepubescents (1 year accounts)

8- Newborns (Under 1 year accounts) 

9- Anons

 

(also, i had a little idea that was implemented a while ago when a couple things change ((around the time Hraft came back)) and it was a status indicator on your profile. ex- Green circle= Online, Red circle= Offline. thank you for your consideration, o great admins :] )

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Uranus's picture
Joined: 19/05/2025

I never thought I would be so normal.

yuri peak's picture
Joined: 06/06/2025

I don't think calling anyone on a porn site 6-8 is a good idea

Fiyo's picture
Joined: 13/12/2023

This isnt meant to be taken seriously at all

God Himself.'s picture
Joined: 01/12/2024

it is a sad time that i am forced to make an annoucement. i found someone and will be leaving you all. know that this account will remain up, but not active, until i eventually return, to this beautiful place.

Administrator's picture
Joined: 29/05/2015

Return to us as soon as possible, we will miss you

Fox Lover's picture
Joined: 24/03/2025

We will miss you 💙

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Tonantzintla 618's picture
Joined: 05/08/2024

Hey look! It's me!

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godspeed, you were one of the best ones in this hellhole🫡

Fiyo's picture
Joined: 13/12/2023

good for you man, glad you can finally leave this hellhole

 

make sure to visit sometime!

God Himself.'s picture
Joined: 01/12/2024

rest assured i will be back. wether its 3 days or 3000 years

Ranger Yeager's picture
Joined: 10/09/2020

The bittersweet ending,

 you were a good one, i wish you the best

Radiance's picture
Joined: 09/03/2024

see you next week?

Casey's picture
Joined: 04/12/2021

Oh shit, can't believe I qualify as an adult

Tonantzintla 618's picture
Joined: 05/08/2024

Woah woah woah, you were using this site before you were 18? 

Casey's picture
Joined: 04/12/2021

No, I meant on the ranking thing, I can't believe I've had an account this long

Ranger Yeager's picture
Joined: 10/09/2020

Damn im older

Anonymous (not verified)
Anonymous's picture

:(

Radiance's picture
Joined: 09/03/2024

^^

Fox Lover's picture
Joined: 24/03/2025

I have been using the site for 5 years, but I opened an account 2 months ago, what level am I in now?

Sandvich's picture
Joined: 18/09/2023

1- Me

2- You

Himiko Toga's picture
Joined: 28/04/2023

Sandvich supremacy.

Radiance's picture
Joined: 09/03/2024

there is an account for both 

CHSZAN's picture
Joined: 21/04/2023

I think having your own comic posted here should elevate you in some way

Fiyo's picture
Joined: 13/12/2023

i'm shit at art but ill think about it 

CHSZAN's picture
Joined: 21/04/2023

I dont mean you specifically, just that artists with a comic here should be higher on the pyramid

Mister Greenfeld's picture
Joined: 26/04/2023

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Tonantzintla 618's picture
Joined: 05/08/2024

People will look at this in some years and be very confused.

Radiance's picture
Joined: 09/03/2024

the base level does not match with other levels

Mister Greenfeld's picture
Joined: 26/04/2023

Yeah, I know. I'm not a graphic designer, it was like 3 in the morning, and I'm only willing to put so much effort into dissing En.

Radiance's picture
Joined: 09/03/2024

I would correct it since it bugs me, but I can't.

 

 

 

 

 

 

:(

Mister Greenfeld's picture
Joined: 26/04/2023

I'll replace it if you post a corrected version. Though not if you change the order.

Radiance's picture
Joined: 09/03/2024

I CAN'T POST 

Tonantzintla 618's picture
Joined: 05/08/2024

Why are lurkers below anons

Anonymous (not verified)
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:(

nonoman's picture
Joined: 08/01/2021

ye olde heads

Drip Man's picture
Joined: 16/04/2021

Well god damn it's crazy to think that I've been here for over 3 years now. Gonna be an Old Head in April

Sergeant Hound's picture
Joined: 25/08/2024

incorrect i am at the top

God Himself.'s picture
Joined: 01/12/2024

gehht outtttt

Sems's picture
Joined: 15/01/2021

My eyes just have been opened there are other admins besides the Administrator?

Anonymous (not verified)
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I didn't even know he was admin lol, I thought it was just a goofy name

Zacuscă's picture
Joined: 04/11/2021

Hit the adult mark apparently. Damn I'm old

Employee's picture
Joined: 22/12/2023

That is, in fact, goofy.

Tonantzintla 618's picture
Joined: 05/08/2024

Remember when the site was dark blue?

Fiyo's picture
Joined: 13/12/2023

vaguely 

Fiyo's picture
Joined: 13/12/2023

they're called prebubcents cuz you cant say **d or ***ld on here, but ya know what i mean

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Joined: 09/12/2024

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Joined: 10/09/2020

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Nick Claus's picture
Joined: 09/12/2024

Welp, I guess I'm a new born

Ranger Yeager's picture
Joined: 10/09/2020

God damn im old

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