Link needs to learn to give up, he knows for a god damn fact that he ain't putting in no work. If you were competent enough to kill the Bokoblin before and find yourself some Hyrulean lube then maybe you would have a chance.
Link my boy ... WHAT THE FUCK BRO Y U NO KILL THE DAMN THING!!! I mean like you wake up to see zelda just deep throat'in that thing... sry I'm a zelink fan
Turning once again, and this time more generally, to the question of invasion, I would observe that there has never been a period in all these long centuries of which we boast when an absolute guarantee against invasion, still less against serious raids, could have been given to our people. In the days of Napoleon, of which I was speaking just now, the same wind which would have carried his transports across the Channel might have driven away the blockading fleet. There was always the chance, and it is that chance which has excited and befooled the imaginations of many Continental tyrants.
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Death is the answer
It's a nuh uh from me
The only thing worth Cumming to is the thumbnail
me personally i wouldn't take that both of them would be dead by the end of the day hyrule can go fuck itself honestly
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That fucking bitch Zelda. I hate everything about this. Cucking and cock shaming. Disgusting
My god, after all these years, this abomination got an update.
Mid asf
And what type of god are you? Mr. Idiot?
The god of idiots
Checks out
Your pinas is also mini compared to the bokoblin
I pray god for that
I play god for that
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