don't do drugs, please.

I wake up in a psyc ward with no recolection of anything that has happened in the week
Drugged, for sure, groggy as fuck and I can barley talk, no call button on my gurney and I'm ziptided to the damn thing, no cops in sight though.
Televison is tuned to Andy Grithith, some old show from the 60's I used to watch
I manage to get a nurses attention, she looks a little cross with me and asks some random questions about my behavior the last day
I tell her i have no idea what she's talking about and I tell her I don't remember anything before I went to my freinds house, two weeks prior.
She tells me she'll get another nurse and an actual doctor
I wait for 15 min and watch the show, I almost fall asleep when they get back
Dr.Erik says that I was brought here yesterday by a young couple who saw me sleeping in a park
I ask what park
He says "Xyz city local park" 
I'm 300 miles from my house
I start to panic a little, but manage to calm down (I don't want to get drugged again)
He reads my face and ask what i DO remember, I tell him the same thing I told the nurse
Absolute shock on his face
I ask him questions about where I am, what hospital, when I was admited, etc, pretty much trying to put toghether any info I can
Tells me that I'm at XYZ hospital, admitted around 2 am on the first
Ask them about why nurse was upset
He says I said various sexual remarks and grabbed her ass, hence makeshift handcuffs, she says she wont be pressing any charges and chews me out for a while, tell her I'm really sorry and draw her a "sorry" card, she's happy with that ig
I ask when I can leave, they tell me when I get some paperwork and a driver who can take me, I don't know anyone this far out so I have to make calls
Phone is gone, keys are gone, wallet is gone, I don't even have a pair of socks
Ask where my shit is
they say I came in with a torn pair of jeans and a hoodie with one arm
I ask where they are, they just give me new clothes, nothing inside the jeans/hoodie anyway
obv i ask can i see them anyways, and they oblige, nothing inside, torn to hell and dirty, I leave them because they were not mine and smell bad
Ask to use phone, only at this point am I un tied from gurney, they aren't too tight but it still kinda hurts
Asking questions to any nurse that I can, really no answers, nothing.
I call my roomates, they FREAK out and ask me a ton of questions, I tell them what I know but most of it is "idk"
I ask if any of them can pick me up and sign me out, aswell as bringing some of my cash to pay a few fines from broken equipment (idk nurse just handed me a sticky note) and say a few nice words to my parents
Doctor tells me that they did manage to find my insurance, so the stay was covered, but obv the aformentioned broke shit wasn't, something about a power strip, a tv remote and a couple lightbulds, nothing too big a deal
Roomie calls and tells me he'll be here in 6 hours, 5 with good traffic, ask him where my personal shit is, has no idea, suggests that freinds house, I'll be refering to him as Kreiger from now on, I call kreiger, get nothing, leave messgae asking questions and where my stuff is
Kind of left in dark, trying not to panic and be calm, it's not really working too much, and I have questions out the wazoo
Roomie calls says he'll be here in 30 minutes
Didn't realize time had passed so fast, am parched and very hungry, eat a sandwich and chug a white powerade 
Have the longest piss ever
Roomie gets here, has to sign a few papers and stuff
I get in his car
I ask if he could get ahold of Kreiger, he says he's been sick at his house for the last week 
I ask why he didn't answer
he dont know, kinda stupid question
we drive past a cool crane that is carrying a giant american flag the size of a car
cool shit
we talk a bit more about Kreiger and me, probably related in some way, roomie suggests that I might have taken something funky, i dont think so, I dislike drugs, so probably not that,
try to get ahold of him a couple times, no luck, straight to voicemail, as if the phone is dead or off
I start writing shit down so that I remember it
We talk a little bit more but I end up taking a nap most of the way home
wakes me up when we get there
I go to my room
Door is locked
Have to get little bobby pin thing to open it
What. The. Fuck.
Computer parts everywhere, a server, a box of ram, shit I've never seen before
confusion
ask roomate #1 where this came from
No clue
Ask Roomate #2 same thing
Said Kreiger came over about a week ago one day after i went to his house, dropped it off for me, said that I had "won" it
I ask her the fuck she means and she pretty much goes, "what i said man"
dead ends everywhere
Kreiger has to do something with this, that is a given.
I find my shit in a skirt
Wallet has too much money in it, I don't remember having this much is there
Phone is dead, put it on speed charge
Keys are fine
Shoes have the soles pulled out
Flanel has a ton of small burn holes in it, I really liked this one to.
My beanie is ok, happy about that
Take a shower, God I'm sore, I think I might have a low fever
Get dressed in my clothes
Take a lysyne, take temp, 102, low fever
Thought it was just the shit from the hostpital until now
Phone is charged enough to power on
dozens of notfis, asking me where I am, late bills, congrats, etc, i'll elaborate later
Start taking voice notes
i really do not feel good, my whole body is on fire, ringing in my ears my head hurts, it's too hot