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Tue, 02/06/2026 - 12:45
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Obamna If Pokémon Were Real

If suddenly out of no where Pokémon suddenly became real and you had the choice to choose a team of 6 Pokémon to have which would you choose? Would you choose the Pokémon you like, the broken ones or ones you would smash? 
 

(also this is Pokémon from in the games not the canonical Pokémon that can make black holes and shit)

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Tue, 02/06/2026 - 15:10
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The ones I can have sex with 

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Wed, 03/06/2026 - 00:18
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Wed, 03/06/2026 - 00:15
Big money
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It's just a Pokemon batman 

Tue, 02/06/2026 - 22:00
Ranger Yeager
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Id want a psyduck

Bro just needs some rest and a quiet place to relax, he's just like me fr

Tue, 02/06/2026 - 20:07
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Charizard cuz hes always been my fav

Tue, 02/06/2026 - 19:56
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Every regi

Tue, 02/06/2026 - 17:06
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give me Arceus, and suddenly, all of your choices won't matter 

Tue, 02/06/2026 - 19:37
Anonymous
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Hmm if i am to believe the posts on e621 then indeed arceus could have a pussy. 👅

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Tue, 02/06/2026 - 16:48
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Obviously Ditto

 

Tue, 02/06/2026 - 16:46
Retep
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Gimme a magikarp

He just lay there

Wibble wobble

Tue, 02/06/2026 - 16:36
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gimme incineroar i can beat the shit out of anyone

Tue, 02/06/2026 - 15:10
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The ones I can have sex with 

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Tue, 02/06/2026 - 16:32
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A genius?

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Tue, 02/06/2026 - 16:10
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Tue, 02/06/2026 - 16:09
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There are no laws against the pokemon, batman 

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Tue, 02/06/2026 - 15:59
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AFFIRM