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Vriska Serket New Years Resolutions

hello cunts what are your current new years resolutions for the upcoming year referred to as 2026

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Mister Greenfeld's picture
Joined: 26/04/2023

no resolutions this year, it's reality's turn to improve itself instead

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Tonantzintla 618's picture
Joined: 05/08/2024

I'm going to get ripped, I'm sick of being unfit and gross.

Radiance's picture
Joined: 09/03/2024

There's no training changing that personality of yours, mate 

Hraft's picture
Joined: 26/08/2017

There may be no personality, but the character will be tempered, the regime will be leveled, and in general, it may sound stupid, but the older you get, the more difficult it will be for you to get your body in order, in fact, the older you get, the fewer muscles you have, I'm not saying that you need to become a real athlete, but, for example, the trapezius muscle, which runs from the neck and ends in a diamond between the shoulder blades, is needed, for example, so that your shoulders and shoulder blades do not bend forward and do not make your chest hollow.

Demo Man's picture
Joined: 07/07/2020

me after the crack

Retep's picture
Joined: 01/06/2025

Sure.

Sems's picture
Joined: 15/01/2021

You looked like a normal ass dude even with that furry stuff on you what was so wrong with that?

(I'm not trying to discourage you go for it dude)

Tonantzintla 618's picture
Joined: 05/08/2024

I'm 6'' and can hide my weight very well (I'm 200 Lbs) I just felt gross, so a daily workout regime was a thing I thought of.

Radiance's picture
Joined: 09/03/2024

Dude you have to be 18…

aside from that, if you don’t want to train for muscle but just to lose fat; you can just eat celery, it has virtually no calories 

Tonantzintla 618's picture
Joined: 05/08/2024

That celery trick is pretty neat, been looking for a healthier diet, probably gonna include that. And what on earth do you mean I have to be 18?

Radiance's picture
Joined: 09/03/2024

years old 

Tonantzintla 618's picture
Joined: 05/08/2024

Do I sound too young, ugh, I gotta stop using new slang.

Radiance's picture
Joined: 09/03/2024

No umm 

you said you six foot and I cleverly turned that number into your age, it’s a laughable twin.

Retep's picture
Joined: 01/06/2025

I can recommend doing this everyday:
20 pushups
3 sets of lifting dumbells until you can't for each arm.
30 squats
If you're up for a challenge everyday increase the number of squats by 1 until the end of the month, then start again from 30.

AlexSpy's picture
Joined: 23/10/2022

And of course, don’t forget to inject testosterone enanthate and nandrolone — extremely effective ‘dietary supplements’ for kids.

Trim's picture
Joined: 09/08/2025

A femboy on testosterone? wtf is that gonna look like

Trim01

Tonantzintla 618's picture
Joined: 05/08/2024

I AM NOT A FEMBOY!!!!!111!!!!
I just enjoy good furry porn and the good piece of fluffy bussy, that's all.

Retep's picture
Joined: 01/06/2025

A "picker-uper" if you will.

Tonantzintla 618's picture
Joined: 05/08/2024

I'm doing the Saitama workout, 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 km run, every day. The run is the hardest part, I have poor stamina.

God Himself.'s picture
Joined: 01/12/2024

“self hatred is the first step to having a fit physique”

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Gustaaf Verschraegen's picture
Joined: 24/05/2020

just keep doing what Im doing since it seems to be working so far

Fiyo's picture
Joined: 13/12/2023

this is not a year for resolutions. got some bad jubies 

Uranus's picture
Joined: 19/05/2025

The economy is thriving and doing well.

Uranus's picture
Joined: 19/05/2025

As for me, I think I should smoke a little less.

F-38 Raptor's picture
Joined: 02/01/2024

yeah

best to not get lung cancer

Retep's picture
Joined: 01/06/2025

Whatever you do, don't get into vapes.

Uranus's picture
Joined: 19/05/2025

Oh my, I'm so scared of it!

Retep's picture
Joined: 01/06/2025

Yes!
Be scared…

Mister Greenfeld's picture
Joined: 26/04/2023

no resolutions this year, it's reality's turn to improve itself instead

Sems's picture
Joined: 15/01/2021

Nothing. There is no reason to. But i agree with retep probably not die.

Retep's picture
Joined: 01/06/2025

prolly not die