Welcome to the grand opening of my restaurant. Please choose a table.


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Welcome to the grand opening of my restaurant. Please choose a table.


I havent ordered anything yet, but can I have a single chicken nugget?
Of course, sir, you're a VIP, but what did you think of the garlic bread I gave you earlier? Did you like it?
I'll have 3 meat mountains, a handful of greasy fries with zero seasoning, a cup filled with half melted whipped cream in it, 20 packets of your signature sauce thats just ranch but orange, and a single damp napkin.
Make sure you remember to spit in my food, make awkward eye contact with me for 15 minutes straight, and key my car aswell as break a taillight.
Much appreciated.
ill have pecking duck bao, any dim sum you have thats pork, and a glass of cheap beer
If you ask me for something I don't have, it's free, which is quite convenient for me since I don't have it anyway.
Do you have your own parking lot? Preferably with an electronic car charger port? Just asking for an Italian in need of copper, i'll take a window seat and whatever cheapest can beer you have
Noo I wouldn't steal from south Americans You guys already have it bad enough cause of spaniards and the like.
I know Radiance would though so thats why im asking :3
I think you were offended for what I said about Europe. I don't give a shit about South America. It wasn't the Spanish who colonized my country fuck they and fuck France to, fuck they
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Chef. The Shrimp says he want to take a break
I think we all need it, let's go shrimp!