so for some background, I work in the maintenance team of what might just be the dustiest factory on earth. I wont go into more specifics because this is the only factory in my country that produces what it does and I dont want to dox myself.
With that said:
a few weeks ago we had an issue, machine that broke down
no worries, it happens
so they call a colleague of mine, lets name him Josh, to go look at it
now, Josh is by no means a bad guy, but he's not a good technician
for starters he outright refuses to do anything electrical, despite being qualified
so Josh goes and takes a look around at all the mechanical bits, and doesnt manage to find anything
so he assumes it must be electrical and calls me over
the issue was a feed screw not turning
vfd gave an overcurrent fault
so I spend the next hour and a half checking the motor, the vfd, the plc and every single wire and cable
and find nothing
at this point I was getting somewhat agitated because the production foreman was up my ass about needing the machine asap
so to take my mind off it for a moment I decide to just quickly look over the mechanical side of things
which, if you remember, Josh had supposedly checked earlier
and the mechanical side of this is not a lot mind you, its a motor, a gear reduction and a screw
surprise, surprise, literally the first thing I look at, the coupling between the gear reduction and the screw, has a bearing thats completely exploded from dust getting inside
cue me having to spend 2 hours working late to replace the coupling because production wanted it ready that night
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Blue, because ice cream has no bones.
(One of my favourite jokes right there)
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bonus bonus question: if a tree falls
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Not sure I get that one. Sorry God. 😓
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What am I supposed to look up?
quite literally "if a tree falls"
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so for some background, I work in the maintenance team of what might just be the dustiest factory on earth. I wont go into more specifics because this is the only factory in my country that produces what it does and I dont want to dox myself.
With that said:
a few weeks ago we had an issue, machine that broke down
no worries, it happens
so they call a colleague of mine, lets name him Josh, to go look at it
now, Josh is by no means a bad guy, but he's not a good technician
for starters he outright refuses to do anything electrical, despite being qualified
so Josh goes and takes a look around at all the mechanical bits, and doesnt manage to find anything
so he assumes it must be electrical and calls me over
the issue was a feed screw not turning
vfd gave an overcurrent fault
so I spend the next hour and a half checking the motor, the vfd, the plc and every single wire and cable
and find nothing
at this point I was getting somewhat agitated because the production foreman was up my ass about needing the machine asap
so to take my mind off it for a moment I decide to just quickly look over the mechanical side of things
which, if you remember, Josh had supposedly checked earlier
and the mechanical side of this is not a lot mind you, its a motor, a gear reduction and a screw
surprise, surprise, literally the first thing I look at, the coupling between the gear reduction and the screw, has a bearing thats completely exploded from dust getting inside
cue me having to spend 2 hours working late to replace the coupling because production wanted it ready that night
fuck you Josh you fucking dumbass
Kill josh
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This Josh guy... is he, perhaps, a reincarnation of that one mustache man from the 1940's?
You should have grabbed him by the balls, kicked his face in the problem and said, "Dude, this is your job, you lazy ass."
I know
its just that I care too much to let someone else half ass it when I know I can and will do it properly from the get go
the age old problem of being so good at your job you get to fix other's mistakes
Is Josh a dictator?
no
he's just retarded
I thought most dictators were mentally retarded
fuck josh, he will wake up and immediately step on the sharpest lego known to mankind
MANNNNN FUCK THAT BUM ASS NlGGA JOSH HE A PUSSY
lmao, fuck Josh
Man fuck josh
Josh will wake up one morning and find the same screw under their pillow.
Goddamn Josh and josh will be gay
Okay! You still the goat