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two truths and a lie
Wed, 29/07/2026 - 14:51
#1
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Sat, 29/08/2026 - 01:47
#6
1 I was at the straight of Hormuz when the Iranian war broke out
2 I was the head Chef of a freighting vessal
3 I got my sister pregnant at an Ikea display room
Sat, 29/08/2026 - 23:26
#11
You already say you get your sister pregnant before, if I'm not mistaken it was a click bait and your friend has left her pregnant.
Thu, 27/08/2026 - 19:15
#22
when i was out in the city when a good few years back a random crackhead came up to me, said 'you made a big mistake coming here' and lifted up his shirt, dropping out about 30 packs of pepperoni and reached for something in his bag, i ran about half a mile to get away from him.
i got asked out by the hottest girl in my school and immediately declined her, only to be told 3 years later she actually liked me
i have either directly or indirectly been the cause of death of around 5 of my friend's hamsters
Tue, 25/08/2026 - 22:18
#28
I fucked my best friend‘s sister
I tore my ACL back when I was playing Hockey in high school
I Finger banged The principal’s daughter in my junior year in study hall while he was on his computer “watching” the class.
Thu, 27/08/2026 - 21:13
#29
Number 2 is actually the lie Although I’ve never tore my ACL, I’ve had plenty of broken bones. I almost did once And I overstretched my MCL But that’s about it.
Tue, 25/08/2026 - 22:43
#35
I forgot to add for the first one While he was in the shower And she was three yrs older than me mb gng
Wed, 19/08/2026 - 03:42
#40
Different anon here
When I was 8 or 9 my neighbour shagged me.I didn't understand then.He still lives here and prolly thinks that I forgot.
Wed, 19/08/2026 - 05:56
#41
I'm sorry that happened to you. But you didn't need to share that yknow.. People don't know how to respond to that 😭💔
Mon, 17/08/2026 - 02:08
#45
i ounce gooned using nothing but stones and developed a kind of photo grapic memory to do it 3 times next to a river oh and i donr use my hands to master bate
i ounce was given a unfinished sword while gold mining after i helped an old woman to fix her home and i took it home and learned how to blacksmith and weild to finish it
i ounce shat off a bridge while on a trip to burn a famous poinous plant on the otherside of my country
Sun, 09/08/2026 - 21:14
#48
I dont actually play limbo prime that much
i work construction
this is my tenth account
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1 I was at the straight of Hormuz when the Iranian war broke out
2 I was the head Chef of a freighting vessal
3 I got my sister pregnant at an Ikea display room
its the third right?
right?
3 is the lie. God. Do I really give off incest vibes? :(
You already say you get your sister pregnant before, if I'm not mistaken it was a click bait and your friend has left her pregnant.